Curly haired boy: how many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
Curly haired boy: BRAZILIAN!
Curly haired boy: is your father a baker
Curly haired boy: cause you got some good buns
Curly haired boy: are you from McDonald's
Curly haired boy: cause I'm lovin it
Me: are you done
Curly haired boy: knock knock
Me: bye
Curly haired boy: c'mon love
Me: *sigh* who's there
Curly haired boy: daisy
Me: daisy who
Curly haired boy: daisy me rollin dey hatin
Me: .....
Curly haired boy: a teacher told her students to stand up if they're stupid
Curly haired boy: after a long period of silence s boy stood up
Curly haired boy: the teacher asked him y do u consider yourself stupid"
Curly haired boy: then he told her "I don't, I just didn't want you to be standing by yourself"
Me: haha okay that one was good
Me: #relatable
Curly haired boy: NO FUCKING WAT!!!
Curly haired boy: WAY*
Me: what
Curly haired boy: U LAUGHED AT MY JOKES!!
Curly haired boy: that's a miracle
Me:...
Curly haired boy: thank you Jesus for accepting my wish
Me: wow
Curly haired boy: lsn I gtg bye love
Me: bye
Curly haired boy: don't miss me too much ;)
Me: don't worry I won't (;
I heard the door being opened and I froze in my place, I quietly hid myself behind the couch.
"Hell nah not today" I whispered to my self. I was behind that man and quickly did one of my Kung-fu skills.
"FUCKING DICK YOU THINK YOU CAN KIDNAP ME, I KNOW KUNG-FU. JUST WAIT TILL I BLOW UP ON YO-"
"Emily it's me! Your brother" my 'brother' said.
"Is this some kind of joke, what if you're not my brother! What if-" I got interrupted by him.
"What if you shut the fuck up it is me you fucking bitch" he said.
"Oh sorry" I apologized.
"You better be, Damn you got strong skills" he said while rubbing his head.
"Well sorry, you came in a creepy way how should i know"
"You know I'm here"
"No shit I can see you"
" 'Oh my god, Dylan you came back! I've miss you so much my amazing brother' " he said in a girly voice.
"Ya know everything was fine until you came"
"Bitch"
"asshole"
"WE'RE BACK" My mother sang as she entered the house with my father, she saw Dylan looking at her to notice him.
"Oh hi Dylan" my mother said.
"Geez I feel welcomed" he said.
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I was laying on the couch comfortably with my blanket on top of me watching my favorite movie, mean girls, until someone changed it.
"You dick! Put it back on that's my favorite movie" I yelled at him.
"Hey! You've been having a lot of free time, back there in university I was studying my ass all day". he yelled back.
"Well hey guess what? I don't give any flying fuck now give me the remote!" We started fighting and wrestling like 5 year olds.
My father walked in and sighed as we continued wrestling, "Honey! It's 2006 All over again" he yelled to my mother since she's in her room.
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Me: ugh my bro came back
Curly haired boy: shouldn't you be happy?
Me: happy my ass
Me: everything was perfect until that dick came
Curly haired boy: do you hate each other
Me: we don't we just like annoying each other
Curly haired boy: lucky. my sis is in university, we rarely talk and she's so girlish
Me: wonder why *rolls eyes*
Curly haired boy: now don't you 'roll your eyes' at me missy
Me: *rolls eyes*
Curly haired boy: you wanna be that way
Me: *rolls eyes*
Curly haired boy: fine
Me: fine
Curly haired boy: good
Me: good
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