Me: OMGJGJFJF
Me: IM SO PISSED
Curly haired boy: when r u not
Me: tru
Me: BUT FR THIS BISH
Curly haired boy: who?
Me: Theyre saying my boyfriend is dating his rumored porn play boy bitch girlfriend named 'Bryana'
Curly haired boy: you're boyfriend?
Me: Ashton Irwin
Me: duh
Curly haired boy: honey
Curly haired boy: babe
Curly haired boy: I thought I was your boyfriend :(
Me: who said that
Curly haired boy: me
Me: well you're wrong
Curly haired boy: ):
Curly haired boy: now I'm sad :(
Me: gd
Me: stay sad
Curly haired boy:....
Curly haired boy: rlly rude
Me: ik
Me: *flips hair proudly*
Curly haired boy: hey
Me: what
Curly haired boy: I got a new joke!
Me: brb
Curly haired boy: not rlly a joke
Curly haired boy: do you have a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your pants ;)
Me: .
Me: .
Me: you ducking need Jesus
Me: fucking*
Curly haired boy: hehe
Me: what
Curly haired boy: 'ducking'
Curly haired boy: if you take my balls right now it would feel like a sledgehammer!
Me: wtf
Curly haired boy: I'm singing sledgehammer
Me: it's PULSE not BALLS
Curly haired boy: oh
Curly haired boy: hehe
"jesús cristo de mierda , vete a la mierda" I shouted in horror, I dropped my phone and jumped when I saw Harry on my bed.
"Is that Spanish?" He asked.
"What the fuck are you doing here you fucking scared me, you little piece of shit" I said.
"Calm down" he said, " I was bored so I came here".
"You know we have a fucking door down there" I said.
"I wanted to do something dangerous" he said as I rolled my eyes.
"What are you doing here?" I asked him.
"I'm bored" he said.
"Go suck your girlfrien-" he cut me off.
"Don't say it" he said.
"Cool, now get the fuck out!"
"Thanks for making me stay at home"
"I don't want yo-"
"Honey are you talking to your self again-" my mother said as she entered.
"Oh hi Harry" she said and smiled.
" 'Hi Harry?' That's it, mom he fucking came from the window" I told her.
"Oh honey it's okay he's like our son" she said.
"Harry, here's key to come to our house anytime" she told him as she gave him the key.
"I'm your daughter and you don't give me a key?" I exclaimed.
"Shut up I trust him" she said and left.
"I love how my mother trusts a boy that she has known from 4 days but not her daughter from her whole life" I said.
"What can you say, people love me" he said
"Correction, old people" I said.
"At least your mother trusts me more than you" he said and left.
-
"Hey" I said when I sat on this table, but none of them answered.
"What's wrong?" I asked them.
"I don't know, why don't you ask the bitch" Jack said.
"Oh so I'm the bitch?" Rachel said.
"You broke my heart, peasant" Jack said.
"I'm sorry I don't have feelings for you anymore" Rachel told him.
"Did I miss something this week?" I asked them.
"Yeah this bitch had the urge to break my heart" Jack said.
"Whatever, but we're still friends" she said as she rolled her eyes at him.
"Hoe" he told Rachel.
"Asshole" Rachel told him.
"Adios amigos" I said as I head to Spanish class.
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I was back home and was ready to sleep, I was about to close my eyes when I heard my phone go off.
Curly haired boy: before you sleep
Curly haired boy: what gets wetter the more it dries
Me: the vagagay
Curly haired boy: no you dirty minded girl
Curly haired boy: it's a towel!
Curly haired boy: but I can make yours wetter ;)
Me: I'm going to sleep and I hope Jesus blesses your soul
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