Mr.lame-ass-jokes: I just have a question
Me: and it is.....
Mr.lame-ass-jokes: what my name on your phone..
Me: rlly
Me: Mr.lame-ass-jokes
Mr.lame-ass-jokes: but that was too old
Mr.lame-ass-jokes: + my jokes are totes funny
Me: IKR so funny
Me: even obama laughed at them
Mr.lame-ass-jokes: ikr
Me: what kind of hair do you have
Mr.lame-ass-jokes: what
Me: like is it curly, straight, or wavy
Mr.lame-ass-jokes: curly
Me: okay
Curly haired boy: why
Me: no reason
Curly haired boy: wait did you change my name
Me: maybe
Curly haired boy: I have a joke
Me: what did I ever do to you
Curly haired boy: what do planets do when they have a party?
Me: oh god
Curly haired boy: they plan-et!
Me:......
Me: THAT WASNT FUNNY AT ALL
Curly haired boy: CMON it was
Me: no it wasn't
Curly haired boy: yes it was
Me: fuck You
Curly haired boy: fuck me ;)
Me: no thanks I'm good
Curly haired boy: you know many girls are willing to fuck me
Me: I feel sorry for them
Curly haired boy: rude
Me: ikr :)
Curly haired boy: I'm bored
Me: cause you're boring
Curly haired boy: all my niggas so hungry, man they just eat what they kill
Me: what are you
Curly haired boy: I like convertible bentleys and houses deep in the hills
Me: are you fr
Curly haired boy: I might tell a whole crew come through
Curly haired boy: sorry I was listening to drake
Curly haired boy: and I got into a drake moment
Me: mhm
Me: wrud?
Curly haired boy: what
Me: what
Curly haired boy: what is 'wrud'
Me: fr
Curly haired boy: I'm sorry that I don't know
Me: it means what are you doing
Curly haired boy: OHHH
Me: stoopid
Curly haired boy: just eating bananas
Me: THIS SHIT JS BANANAS
Me: IS*
Me: B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Curly haired boy: GWEN STEFANI MOMENT AYE
Curly haired boy: who's your favorite actor
Me: Zac fucking efron
Curly haired boy: I'm hotter than him *flip nonexistent long hair*
Me: yeah
Me: a lot
Curly haired boy: ikr
Me: yo
Curly haired boy: what
Me: I've never fucked Wayne
Curly haired boy: rlly
Me: I've never fucked drake
Me: sorry got in the moment
Curly haired boy: do u have a brother?
Me: yeah, sadly
Me: hes in London for college
Me: so we don't see him a lot
Curly haired boy: oh
Me: yh
Me: I'm sleepy af
Curly haired boy: and I'm 5sauce af niqqa
Me: same BRUH
Me: Michael is so hot fr fr
Curly haired boy: I thought im hot :(
Me: in your effing dreams..
Me: I'm sleepy af gtg sleep
Curly haired boy: BEFKRE U SLEEP
Curly haired boy: before*
Me: what
Curly haired boy: why can't a bike stand on its own?
Curly haired boy: because it was two tired!
Me: good night
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