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I was getting out of my locker until I heard a voice that made me drop all the books.

"Hey" Harry said.

"Jesus fucking Christ" I said while putting a hand on my chest, "do you always have to scare my like that".

"Sorry" he chuckled, "let me help you".

"It's okay thanks tho" I said while picking up my books.

"How's life" he asked.

"The usual"

"Cool"

"I was wondering if you can come to uh to my house for dinner?" He asked nervously, I stopped and turned to look at him I was about to say something until he interrupted me.

"You know if you want to, if you don't it's okay I mean it's your-"
I interrupted him by putting my hand on his mouth.

"Are you done?" I asked. He nodded.

"Cool, I'd love to go" I said as I removed my hand from his mouth.

"Really?" He asked.

"Yeah"

"Well listen, my family is really weird and they might ask you weird questions and tell you weird stories"

"Noted." I said while smiling.

"Well see ya"

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School already finished and I already arrived to Harry's house. I knocked on the door nervously.

"Hello Emily" Harry's mother said with a smile, when she smiled she looks like Harry.

"Hello Mrs. Styles" I said snd returned the smile, she opened the door widely so I can enter the house.

"Oh please call me Anne, I don't want to sound old" she said jokingly.

"Haha yeah Mrs- I mean Anne". I said nervously. I saw harry walking downstairs coming to me.

"Hi" he said with a smile.

"Hi" I said returning the smile.

"You-" he got interrupted by a man, which I guess his father.

"Hello you must be Emily, his girlfriend" he said with a smile, damn they're so sweet unlike my family.

"Hi and yeah, but no not his girlfriend".

"Oh that's sad, Harry talks nonstop about you"

"Robin!" He whined to his step dad, I guess.

"Okay sorry sorry lets go eat".
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" and once when harry was 4 he pooped on the pool and it turned brown and people were in it! They started running!" Anne said with laughter, I started laughing.

"Mom" he whined.

"And when he was 6 a women was talking to him and he threw up on her face" she ignored him and kept laughing.

"Oh my god" I said while laughing.

"Well I'm sorry that she was really ugly" he said.

"She wasn't!" Anne said.

"She was doing these baby faces that make her look really ugly"

"Thank you Anne for the dinner" I said with s smile.

"You welcome honey"

"Thank you for having dinner with us" Harry said.

"You welcome, but next time don't poop in the pool" I said while going to my house.

"I was four okay" he said as I chuckled and entered my house.

-

Curly haired boy: hey baby

Me: first don't 'baby' me

Me: second, hey

Curly haired boy: feisty we got there?

Me: wtf do you want

Curly haired boy: nothing just bored af

Me: cool

Me: idgaf

Me: idgaf

Me: BISH I dont give a

Me: fuck about chu or anything that chu do

Curly haired boy: rude

Me: srry i got stuck in the Big Sean moment.

Curly haired boy: yh

Curly haired boy: who do u think is hot?

Curly haired boy: me

Curly haired boy: or

Curly haired boy: Dylan O'Brien

Me: tf is this stupid question.

Me: OFC DYKAN MAH BAE

Me: Dylan*

Curly haired boy: whatevs

Me: is u mad....

Me: *clicks* Or nah

Curly haired boy: no

Me: gd

Me: ITS CALUM'S BIRTHDAY BISHES

Curly haired boy: my birthday is in 5 days :)

Me: idgaf

Curly haired boy: rlly rude

Me: so I've been told

Curly haired boy: I'm wearing really tight panties

Me: kool

Curly haired boy: they're so tight!

Me: hahahahahahahahaha

Curly haired boy: what

Me: that's what she said

Curly haired boy: so funny -_-

Me: funnier than your jokes

Curly haired boy: you reminded me I have a new joke!

Me: bye

Curly haired boy: what did the sand say to the sea?

Curly haired boy: Sea ya later

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