Kittycats69: hey
Ilikepizza: what
Kittycats69: damn calm down
Kittycats69: can i ask you a question
Ilikepizza: idk kay
Kittycats69: yay! Let me start first
Kittycats69: are you a lesbian, bisexual, or straight
Ilikepizza: are you fr
Kittycats69: yes
Ilikepizza: I'm straight happy?
Kittycats69: me too!
Kittycats69: we're both straight do you know what that means ;)
Ilikepizza: that you like girls and I like boys
Kittycats69: no, as in me + you + bed ;)
Ilikepizza: no
Kittycats69: no?
Ilikepizza: no
Kittycats69: okay then
Kittycats69: where do you live?
Ilikepizza: la
Kittycats69: me too do you know what that means ;)
Ilikepizza: May Jesus Christ bless your soul
Kittycats69: everyone says that
Ilikepizza: I like everyone who said that
Kittycats69: oh... HEY I HAVE SOME JOKES
Ilikepizza: no plz no
Kittycats69: cmon this one is better than the others
Ilikepizza: okay but I swear if this one is.....
Kittycats69: I may look like a mash potato but imma mash you!
Ilikepizza: rlly
Kittycats69: YES AND I SLAYED YOU
Ilikepizza: that didn't make sense
Ilikepizza: that was literally stupid
Kittycats69: but you liked it ;)
Ilikepizza: this is why I don't like listening to your jokes
Kittycats69: I don't get it you, everyone like my jokes
Ilikepizza: your grandparents don't count
Kittycats69: oooo now that SLAYED
Ilikepizza: I gtg study
Kittycats69: NO STAY
Ilikepizza: I have algebra exam you think that's easy
Ilikepizza: I'll ttyl
Kittycats69: okay bye :(
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