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Me: jack

Me: Jack wake up

Me: please bby

Jack: what peasant

Me: I'm lonely ):

Jack: you're on your own

Jack: + where's your lover?

Me: my lover?

Jack: harry styles

Me: first he's not my lover

Jack: mhm sure

Me: second, I don't have his #

Jack: rlly

Me: yes

Me: I'm bored

Me: wanna hear a joke

Jack: sure

Me: how do you make time fly

Jack: how

Me: you throw the the clock out of the window!

Jack: ...

Me: oh god

Me: I've been texting that guy way to much

Jack: that guy?

Me: oh I didn't tell you...

Jack: what

Me: nvm

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Day passed by and it was finally lunch time, I went to the table seeing Rachel and Jack already eating.

"Guys, can I tell you something." I asked.

"Sure," Jack said.

"Okay so 2 weeks ago, I got a random kik message by kittycats69 an-"

"Hold up, kittycats69? Who the fuck names a kik username as kittycats69?" Rachel asked.

"I don't know! Don't interrupt, anyways we started talking for a while-" I got interrupted again but by Jack

"Do you know who's kittycats69" Jack said.

"I fucking said don't interrupt me, and that's the thing I don't know who he is. He refused to tell me who is he."

"Holy shit-" I interrupted Rachel.

"I know"

"No I meant, holy shit what if you are catfished," she said, and that made me think about it.

"What if Rachel is right" Jack said.

"C'mon guys, this ain't 'Catfish' 2.0" I said.

"The people who were being catfished said that before they knew." Rachel said

"Hey," Harry said and sat on the chair. "Why is everyone silent."

"Uh nothing" I said in the same time when Jack said "Emily is being catfished"

"Catfished? by who?" He asked.

"Some guy named kittycats69" Rachel said.

"With a name like this, I don't think she's catfished," Harry said.

"What if it's just an act-" Jack said.

"I don't-" Harry got interrupted.

"What if she's a girl!" Rachel said.

"What if you guys shut up, anyways class starts in 5 minutes see you guys later," I mumbled and left.

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I arrived home and went directly to my room.

Me: hey

Mr. lame-ass-jokes: hello

Me: can I ask a question

Mr. lame-ass-jokes: go ahead

Me: how do can I make sure you're not some, drug dealer

Mr. lame-ass-jokes: what

Me: or some sex guy

Me: you know what I mean

Mr. lame-ass-jokes: somebody watched catfish

Me: I'm serious!

Mr. lame-ass-jokes: no you're not catfished! And why would I do that, that'd be embarrassing.

Me: you never know!

Mr. lame-ass-jokes: but you're not!

Me: then why won't you tell me who you are or what's you're name!

Mr. lame-ass-jokes: I can't

Me: thought so

Mr. lame-ass-jokes: you know what if you're think you're catfished by me, why don't you call Nat.
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It's 3 am and I haven't slept, I have been thinking about me and the mysteries guy's fight. Well not really a fight but is it bad that I miss his lame jokes? Just when I was about to close my eyes I heard my phone turn off.

Mr. lame-ass-jokes: What did the little unicorn say to the mommy unicorn

Mr. lame-ass-jokes: Where's popcorn?

Me: is this your way of apologizing?

Mr. lame-ass-jokes: maybe...

Me: you're lucky that I miss your lame jokes

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