I went home when school was finished and I had 2 hours to go to Harry's house.
Kittycats69: and I walked with my dog
Ilikepizza: haha -.-
Kittycats69: I feel like eating cake
Ilikepizza: idgaf
Kittycats69: I have a joke
Ilikepizza: oh my god I swear if it's lame I'll chop your dick off
Kittycats69: it's not
Ilikepizza: we'll see about that
Kittycats69: what do cops eat?
Ilikepizza: what
Kittycats69: copcakes
Ilikepizza: ....
Kittycats69: Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy ;)
Ilikepizza: ....
Ilikepizza: dear Jesus
Kittycats69: what
Ilikepizza: I'd go to church if you just bless this poor boy's soul
Kittycats69: why even
Ilikepizza: and spray holy water to him *does the cross sign*
Kittycats69: you liked it tho ;)
Ilikepizza: no I defiantly did not like it
Kittycats69: mhm let's see about that
Ilikepizza: hey I've got a joke
Kittycats69: really?!
Ilikepizza: yeah now, what water does the perv boy needs to drink
Kittycats69: what
Ilikepizza: holy water
Kittycats69: not funny
Ilikepizza: doesn't have to be funny
Kittycats69: you said it's a joke
Ilikepizza: well it's true you need holy water thrown at you
Kittycats69: baby I know you like it ;)
Ilikepizza: bye
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Because the other chapter was lame here's a short simple chapter with lame jokes :D Creds to ToofyStayles cause she helped me with the jokes
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