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harry: I GOT A POCKET GOT A POCKET FULL OF SUNSHINE

emily: wow

harry: how long do you think my dick is

emily: what

harry: like how long do you think my dick is

emily: no I meant, how "long"

emily: I expected, how "short"

harry: funny

harry: plzzzz just answer

emily: sigh

emily: the size of an egg roll

harry: WAT

harry: pls tell me ure joking

emily: i wish I could but no

harry: matter of fact

harry: my dick is big :)

emily: yeah sure

harry: u know i can send you a pic if you don't trust me ;)

emily: no im good

harry: ill add someone to prove you that my dick is long

emily: yea whatever

leum has joined the group

harry: tell her I have a big dick

leum: wat

emily: how does he know the size of your dick

emily: harry are you gay?!

harry: what

harry: no!

emily: lol okay

emily: ill act as if I believed that

leum: whats going on

leum: I'm confused

harry: emily thats liam

harry: 90% of the time he doesnt know whats going on

emily: same bro

leum: lol :)

harry: tell her how long my dick is!

leum: how am I supposed to know

harry: well how long do you expect it

leum: 6 inches

emily: HA!

harry: ITS NOT 6 INCHES

emily: sure it isn't

leum: ill act as if i believed that

emily: HAHAHAHA

harry: STOP MAKING FUN

harry: ITS 8 INCHES

emily: more like 8 centimeters

leum: true

harry: :(((((

harry: you guys are rude

emily: thanks

leum: sorry sorry sorry

leum: I didn't mean to be rude :-/

harry: its okay

harry I HAVE A JOKE

emily: hoe don't do it

harry: the man who created knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize!

leum: oh ma gawd

emily: that wasnt funny wtf

harry: another one!

emily: oh god

leum: here we go...

harry: wanna hear a paper joke?

harry: nvm its tearablle

leum has left the group

harry: looks like youre stuck with me :)

emily: unfortunately

harry: MORE JOKES

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harry: what did barack obama say to michelle when he proposed?

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harry: i dont wanna be obama self

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so I was thinking of writing a larry story

would anyone read it?

luv youuuu

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