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Legos >:D

Denmark and Admin: -sitting together on a couch, trying to re-make the Roseborg castle with Legos-

Admin: -sighs- How many more pieces until this is done-?

Denmark: Love, you only just put together the base... we still have to build the entire thing...

Admin: -groans- You know what?

Denmark: wut

Admin: I AM 200% DONE WITH THIS SHIT -trips on the Lego base, and falls-

Admin:OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWW

Denmark: -cracks up, then laughs more- Are you OK?

Admin: does it look like it? -puts his foot on the Lego tower-

Denmark: DAMNIT THIS HURTS

Admin: 

Admin: -dies of laughter-

Denmark: -death glare-

Admin: sorreh

Admin: -lightbulb goes up in head- I HAZ AN IDEA! :D

Denmark: oh shit-

Admin: So, we are going to go up to random people's houses, and cover their entire floor with legos! How 'bout that? Wait, since you are the Doitsu of Legos, can you summon a few? Plz?

Denmark: -snaps fingers- -entire mountain of Legos apears behind him in rainbow colors-

Admin: -hazel eyes gleam in majestic-ness- WOAH =D

Denmark: -smiles-

Admin: LETS GO! =D

Denmark: Who's first on the list-?

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England: -wakes up, yawns like a kitten, and gets out of bed-

England: I have a very bad feeling about today

America and France: -walk through the door-

America: YO! -falls and slips on a shitload pile of Legos up to his mid-thing, then falls flat on his face when he tripped-

France: -with his epic graceful-ness, he walks on top of America, but eventually trips over the Legos-

FUCK

England: -groans- This HAS to be a nightmare...no way that these two wankers can be in here...

-walks outside, and steps on Legos-

England: -trembeling with rage- AMERICA! WINE-DRINKING WANKER! GIT! C'MERE RIGHT NOW! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE!?!?!?!!?

America: What? I have no clue, I was about to ask you the same question-

England: STAPH PRETENDING YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO DID THIS! I KNOW AND YOU KNOW IT'S FRANCE!

France: -le dramatic gasp- For Your Information, I would rather NOT step on thise THINGS. If anything, what I am guilty of is being more beautiful than all of you.

Admin: -stifling a laugh, trying not to die-

Denmark: -gags-

England: WHO IS IT? I AM THE HALF-BROTHER OF SHERLOCK, FYI!

Admin: -uses magical Admin Powers to get out of there-

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Admin and Denmark: -appear at neighbor's house, putting Legos together so neighbor can trip and fall down the stairs .3.-

Said poeople: -hear people walking down the stairs-

Admin and Denmark: -hide in a clothes basket, just big enough for them both, then put the fluffy blankets over their heads-

Rose (my neighbor): -walks down stairs, and then trips on a Lego- what the- NICOLE! WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE LEGOS ALL OVER THE FLOOR

Nicole (my neighbor's ANNOYING AS FUCK DAUGHTER): I DON'T EVEN HAVE LEGOS! WHO WOULD PUT THEM THERE-

Rose: -falls down the stairs, with the Legos definetly NOT serving as a pillow cushion-

Nicole: Momi! -chases her mom, but then falls down the stairs along with her-

Denmark: -stifling a lugh, the snaps his fingers-

-an entire bin of Legos is set to tip down the stairs with the next movement-

Admin: -hugs Denmark, then tries to kick the bin so the waves can make the bin fall-

Entire Bin: -decides to be a troll to Nicole and Rose, and the bin slips, and SURPRISE: the box never finishes of Legos-

Rose and Nicole: -are now known as the Mountain of Legos with Broken Backs-

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Part 2 might come out soon! :D