Fandom-Crossing Crack Book

Dare #3! -From HetaliaShipper117

Admin:-sleeping in corner, with a snot bubble forming in nose-

Hanji, France, America, Prussia, Mori and Petra:-crouching around here, deciding what they should do with her-

Romano:-flies in majestically, setting mustache on top of her lips-

France:-PedoFace- -takes off the mustache, gets a Sharpie and starts to draw on Admin's face-

All other countries, hosts, and Survey Corps start to draw with different sharpies-

Denmark: - only one that knows her well, so saves up to get the black, yellow, blue and red sharpies to draw a heart w/the Colombian flag on her left wrist, with his name signed-

Admin: -wakes up 1/2 a hour later, seeing all the tattoos all over her skin, with who made them signing their initials on the bottom-

Admin: -looks around room, and then looking at tattos said people made, then Looks @ Denmark, and walks over-

Denmark: wtf 

Admin: -kisses his cheek, but has to get on ladder cuz Admin is very short, like 8 inches smaller than he is-

Denmark: -blushes and hugs Admin-

Admin: I AM OFFICIALLY DAUNTLESS! :D

Everyone in room: ...

Admin: -gets his on the head with a scroll that has Dounjishis on it, including GerIta-

Italy: -walks over- Veee~ wtf is that?

Admin: -flips scroll- YOU ARE TOO FUCKING INNOCENT TO KNOW, FELI.

Italy: okey

Admin: This dare has to do a whole shitload with why I kissed Matthias.

Denmark: O RLY? D:

Admin: -scrolls through dare, then looks at Hungary with a sympathetic smile- This dare will be hard for you, because we ALL know your true feelings for Prussia.

PruHun: -blushes-

Prussia: So then, what is zhis dare?

Admin: -reads dare aloud- This dare is from a close friend of mine: HetaliaShipper117. The dare says:

" I DARE PRUSSIA TO KISS HONEY-SEMPAI :D"

 Admin:... Okay, this is an interesting dare...

Everyone in the room, except Admin: WHAT THE FLYING FU-

Honey-Sempai: nuh-huh! No way I am going to kiss... a country! I may be a Lolita Type, THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM GAY!

Admin: Haruhi, did he just wake up from his nap?

Haru-chan: It looks like it- it is 4:30.

Admin: Huh, that makes perfect sense.

Prussia: NO WAY IN Holle am I kissing a pre-schooler!

Admin: -gasps-

Survey Corps: -gasps-

Host Club: -gasps-

Everyone: -gasps-

Universe: -gasps-

Random Hobo: -gasps-

Honey-Sempai: -eyes grow darker- I..am NOT a preschooler... I AM 17 YEARS OLD, AND I AM ALREADY AN INTERNATIONAL DOJO STAR!

Prussia: -cowers in fear- y-y-es sir.

Admin: YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE-ER-HUSBAND. .3.

-smashes their faces together, making them kiss square on the lips-

Hungary: -gasps- -cries in Tamaki's corner-

Mori: -actually shows emotion-

Admin: ...and there we go. LETS SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES THEM TO KILL EACHOTHER! :D XD

Admin: -flies away, with everyone in tow-