Send In Some Dares!

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Admin- Hey there, reader-chan!

Spain- Hola!

France-Ohoonoohoohohohoonononon

Prussia- hallo.

Nordics- Hello.

Allies- Hello!

America- I'm the hero-!

Britan: -throws scones @ America- GIT

America: -cries in Tamaki's corner-

Hungary: -smacking Prussia with her frying pan-

Axis- Hallo. Herro. PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ve!

Denmark: -slings an arm over Admin's shoulder- Sup. Do not touch her unless you want me to send my wicked axe after you, ok?

Italy- I like trains.

-The I like Trains in ineffective-

Italy- well shit.

Admin: Anyway, I have decided to make a Truth or Dare book. Unlike some other books, I encourage you to actually send in truths! I promise you, this will be some kind of funny shit. If not, sue me because this will be funny

France: -pervy face- this may not be FUNny, but this WILL be fun tho- ohohohohohohohohonon

-takes Britian into a closet-

Britan: YOU BLODDY TWAT! LEMME GO THIS INSTANT, YOU GIT! D:

Admin: YAH WTF WAS DAT FOR I CAN EASILY HAV YOU IN CHAINS FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER

The Other two of the BTT: -wolf whistles-

Everyone in the room, except for France and Britan: ...

Francey-Pants: huehuehuehuehuehuehueh

Admin: -tries hard not to throw up in corner-

Admin: -pries free with the power of the tomato- UVRFCDIJEBNHNFRGVIBVJNDRFHBGHBRHBVH

Eren: holy shit its a gay titan.

Gay Titan wearing a pink scarf: bruh.

Tamaki: -throws flower petals to random people in room-

Romano: -gets flower petals up his nose-

-choaks on flower-

Spain: Lovi! -tries to save him-

Romano: -gets up again- bitch I'm fine.


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