Admin: HALLO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TO THIS PIECE OF TRUTH OR DARE!!!-
All Countries Hosts and Scouts: WHOOOOOOERSJKBWJFKQDBEJWFHGJAQBJFG
Admin: So, today, we got a dare from a user which would NOT like to have their name revealed.
Armin: How come?
HIkaru: Yeah, do they need some induced amnesia? :3
Admin: Because he/she is a pansy, like somebody I know. -points to Austria-
Austria: WTFFFFFFFF
Admin: Even though the person who sent the dare MAY be a pansy for not putting their name out to the public, the dare is actually pretty awesome! The dare says,
"Come up w/ either one or a couple of scenarios for all 3 fandoms present."
So, I though up a couple of scenarios.
FIRSTSCENARIO: DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
(READ THE SUMMARY IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FOUND THE BOOK)
Switzerland: -walks into a supermarket with Lichtenstein-
Haruhi: -walks into the same supermarket-
Captain Levi: -@ the same supermarket both of them are in-
Random Announcer -which is actually Tamaki-: FREEE COUPONS FREEEEE COUPONS! COUPONS ON COFFE, CRAPPY CHEESE AND...WAIT FOR IT...CLEANING SUPPLIES!!!
Every other person in the store: -looks away, not bothering with the "coupons"-
The Three I Mentioned: FREEEE COUPONS!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!! DJOGNONEGKJNGJKBNFJDCNKJBGN
-they run to where speaker was-
Switzerland: What kind of cheese is it? Is it the Laughing Cow Expired Cheese?
Lichtenstein: Big Bruder?
Switzy: NOT NOW STFU ASANDWICHTASTESLIKESANDWICH I AM ABOUT TO GET THE COUUUPONS!!!!!!! DDDDDDD:
Lichtenstein: What is yaoi? And weren't you gonna get some tampons? (I LIKE THIS SIDE OF LICHTENSTEIN XD)
Switzerland: Well, one: yaoi is something you will not learn of until you are 492 years old, and second, can you get those for me in aisle two? The purple ones?
Levi and Haruhi: ...
Lichtenstein: FUCK NO BITCH YOU GO GET THEM YOURSELF
Switzerland: Yes sir, right after the couponing and the cheese, sir.
Tamaki: NOW WHO THE FUCK WANTS THE COUPONS??!?!?!?!?
The Three Mentioned: MEEEEEHGIUWSNGHKWBSGRAKJNB
(SPOILER FOR THE MANGA)
Haruhi: Wait...all I wanted was to go to the expo center... the host club needs some new coffee... even though we live in Boston now, Tamaki, and we are in an anime supermarket.
(KAY I AM DONE W/ THE SPOILER...FOR NOW...:3)
Levi: I NEED SOME GREASE TO CLEAN UP WHAT EREN LEFT ON THE FLOOR! HIS TITAN FORM IS ROTTING AND IT SMELLS BAD AS FUCK I NEED THE COUPONS I ALSO NEED A FRAME FOR PETRA'S SCOUT REGIMENT BADGE
Switzerland: Cheese.
Haruhi: Instant Coffee.
Levi: Cleaning Stuff. And Frames.
Switzerland: Cheese.
Haruhi: Instant Coffee.
Levi: Cleaning Stuff. Titan Stuff.
Switzerland: Cheese.
Haruhi: Instant Coffee.
Levi: Cleaning Stuff. And Frames.
Switzerland: Cheese.
Haruhi: Instant Coffee. Skinny maid outfit.
Levi: Cleaning Stuff. Hair Brush.
Switzerland: Cheese. Also tampons.
Haruhi: Instant Coffee. And a loophole game. ( MAH XD )
Levi: Cleaning Stuff.
Switzerland: Cheese.
Haruhi: Instant Coffee.
Levi: Cleaning Stuff.
Switzerland: Cheese.
Haruhi: Instant Coffee.
Levi: Cleaning Stuff.
Switzerland: Cheese.
Haruhi: Instant Coffee.
Levi: Cleaning Stuff.
Tamaki: OMF CAN YOU GUYS PLLEASE LIKE STFU I NEED TO CHOOSE WHO WILL GET THE GODAMN COUPONS!
Poland: -pops up from nowhere- And for some reason, Liet called me ratchet...
The Four of them: ...
Poland: You guys suck balls.
Tamaki: Welp! I have decided: The LIttle girl gets the coupon!
Lichtenstein: My name is Lichtenstein...learn your geography bitch.
Tamaki: You shouldn't talk to a king that way!
The Three of them: -except Haruhi- ...wtf
Haruhi: Sempai, you PROMISED NOT to stalk me anymore!!!
(SPOILER IN THE MANGA:)
Tamaki: You can't CALL ME SEMPAI! AND I CAN FOLLOW YOU WHEREVER I WANT TO, HARUHI! I AM YOU FUCKING HUSBAND
Haruhi: The twins wanted some coffe... they are showing their grandmother x3
Hikaru and Kaoru: -pop out of nowhere- -take Haruhi into a corner-
Tamaki: EWUFIEHDBINDIJBFGJKRSWNSKCJBGTRE JUST TAKE THE GODAMN COUPON
-throws it in the air-
-A Titan (the variant type) comes out of nowhere and eats the coupon)
EVERYONE IN THE SUPERMARKET: FUUUUUUCK I WANTED THAT COUPON!!!!!1111!!!!1!!!!
The Titan that ate the coupon: -troll face-
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Meh it took me like 10 minutes to write this. Other parts will come out soon!
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