Fandom-Crossing Crack Book

Yaoiiiii

Litchenstein: -is Home Alone (!), playing with Sealand and reading a book on how to save money-

Japan & Hungary: -crash through the wall, leaving a hole right next to the door-

Litchenstein and Sealand:...

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Sealand: what in the name of God are you doing here?

Japan: -stammers- Werr, we arre herre to babysit you .3.

Sealand: -insert british accent- I AM NOT A BABY! SINCE WHEN DID'YA TURN INTO ARTHUR? OR BERWALD?

Japan: I do not know what you are saying. We are here to take Litchestein-san over to Mrs. Hungary's house. I would have taken her to mine, but...it would seem a little innapropriate...for now...

Litchenstein: And did you talk to my big bruder into these circumstances?

-looks back to the scene when Lit asks Swit what Yaoi is, but she didn't notice Japan taking pics in the background-

Japan: Hai. (not really) come come- -takes Litchenstein and drags her towards the hole in the wall-

Litchenstein: -tries to get out of his grip, breaks free-

Hungary: -appears out of nowhere, and pushes her towards the hole-

Litchenstein: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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-gets knocked out with laughing gas-

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Litchenstein: -wakes up, not knowing where she is-

Japan (a creepy version): hallo der

Litchenstein: -rolls out of bed, screaming out of fear-

Japan: What is wrong, dear child?

Litchenstein: You just scared the living shit out of me. Why'd you do that-?

Japan: We take serious tactics into training our new recruits.

Litchenstein: Recruits to what~?

Japan: The Yaoi Regiment, of course. O3o

Litchenstein: The Yaoi what-? What is Yaoi anyway~?

Hungary: -appears from closet- I will explain, my freind.

Litchenstein: You know what-? I am so fucking used to this since the past 5 minutes, I don't react to a 50 year-old lady hiding me and stalking me in a closet.

Hungary: Why thank you .3.

Japan: -stares a the two- Litchenstein will do great in the training...

Litchenstein: OK, so I am stuck here, with two pedophilles. How do you get out?

Japan: The only way that you will be let out into the outside world, is if you graduate from Yaoi classes. You will learn significant Yaoi tactics. You will also learn some terms and how to read doujinshis.

Litchenstein: Okey

~~~MONTH AND 1/2 TIME SKIP BY FMB ((He may look like mint chip ice cream, but don't.))~~~

Litchenstein: -comes back home, with ripped muacles, her ownfryig pan, a Yaoi tatoo, wearing a Yaoi t-shirt, and carrying a bagful of Doujinshis in a GerIta bag-

BAE, I AM HOME TO READ YOU A STOREH

Switzy: Wait, wut

Litchenstein: TOOO LATE. -grabs a stool and sits on it- Once upon a time, there was a retard. HIs name was Austria. Austria was known as a retard, since he didn't just become antisocial, he also had a fondness for non-living things. For example, he had a true, forbidden passion for his piano-

Switzy: -le Gasp- HOW DID YOU KNOW EAJFNKJDGNKJDAJKD

Austria:-stalking them out a window, with the piano in tow- wskjfazdnxkjn

Litchenstein: Logic. Would you like to hear more about their 'activities'?

Switzy: LOLnope

Litchenstein: Okey den o3o
-flips open the book again-
Austria licked the chords of the piano tentatively..and the piano let out a soft but sweet chord...

Switzy: -throws up rainbows on floor-

Litchenstein: my work here is done. I will go find more recruits around le world!

O3o what is wrong with me-

-cries-
OH YAH ITS VALENTINES DAY D:
-cries in Tamaki's corner-
Happy Valentine's day, reader-chan...