Bowser: Hey Grunt, can't I have my own intro?
PangoroGrunt: *Gives Bowser a look while reading the newspaper*...what.
Bowser: *Shrugging* Well, why not? You did it before, you can obviously do it again.
PangoroGrunt: *Places newspaper down* Are you serious!?
Bowser: Would I lie? *Winks at the fourth wall* Besides, it's long overdue. Give them what they want! *Gestures to audience*
PangoroGrunt: Even so, I got lucky with the first one I did, and that took a short while.
Bowser: *Mumbling* I'd hardly call your trailer an intro. Let me remind you that this is your very first story you ever made! A Giant's Little Rose wasn't even supposed to be an actual story!
PangoroGrunt: I know that, dammit! But it got great feedback and I just had to expand on it. You're just jealous because it got more readers and views than this one!
Bowser: SHUT UP!! I REFUSE TO BE OUTDONE BY THE SAME PROTAGONIST OF A MIXED FRANCHISE WITH A PLOT EVEN MESSIER THAN THE SPACE JUNK GALAXY!!
PangoroGrunt: F*** YOU, AND YOUR NEW OOC DEVELOPMENT!! YOUR STORY IS JUST AS BIG OF A MESS!!
Bowser: GET BENT, NERD!!
PangoroGrunt: GENDERSWAPPER!!
Bowser: *Gasps in horror* HOW DARE YOU BRING "THAT" UP!! I WAS AN UNWILLING VICTIM!!
PangoroGrunt: *Sighs, removing hat while rubbing the back of his head* You're right. That was going to far. Sorry.
PangoroGrunt: Alright, I've got just the thing for you. You're gonna like this big guy! *Snaps fingers*
PangoroGrunt: Shout out to WWE_Fan2003 for making this intro for me. He didn't have to, but he did and I can't express how thankful and happy this makes me!
You know what, I'm getting the next chapter set up and I'll have all my other chapters with this intro!
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A Koopa in Remnant
RandomThanks to a plan gone wrong, the entire kingdom of Darkland had been transported to the world of Remnant. What does that mean? Two things. One, Bowser could go on a grand conquest of all the kingdoms. Two, he could team up with Beacon Academy's grea...
