Bowser fell to his butt as Kamek shouted at him, catching him by surprise.
"AND WHOM IN GOBBLEGUT'S GUTS ARE THEY!!?" Kamek pointed his wand at the girls.
"You finally just noticed us?" Yang cocked an eyebrow. "Geez, time for some new glasses." She muttered, which didn't go unheard by the Magikoopa.
"I heard-HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
Ruby snatched his glasses, leaving him blind as a bat. The scythe girl breathed on them a little, then began to wipe the lenses with her cloak and placed them back on his face.
"Better?"
"THEY DIDN'T NEED...oh?" Kamek looked over the girl in front of him, seeing much clearly then before. "Goodness you're awfully young, aren't you? Quite a small thing compared to the others."
"Hey, I drink milk!" She pouted, which caused Kamek's heart to twinge at the adorable sight.
"Whatever you say, young one. Whatever you say." He chuckled as he pat her head, earning a whine of embarrassment from the younger girl. The sight had many of the minions around them clench their hearts, except for Topmaniac, who scanned the little brunette.
[Levels of Cuteness: Scanning now] Topmaniac said in a monotone, calculative voice. [ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! IT IS OVER 9000!] He began to short-circuit, then powered down to reboot.
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"Anyway, on to business!" Kamek snapped his attention at Bowser. "Wherever have you been, your neglectfulness? And who are they?"
Bowser grumbled as he got up.
"Kamek, these are my...friends. Rosey-"
"Ruby."
"Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang." He introduced them all.
"Hello!" The small leader smiled, making the room light up with her adorable shine.
"A pleasure to meet you." Weiss curtsied.
"Whassup?" Yang waved enthusiastically while Blake just gave a polite wave.
"And as for where I was, well-".
Bowser began to explain the events of what happened. The more he went to depth the more Kamek began to understand. However, when he heard news that certain bad guys that have died came back, Kamek began to sweat. The one that took the whole cake was Bowser saying that he quit on taking over the kingdoms here.
"So we did all of that for nothing!!?" Kamek shouted incredulously.
"Well, not entirely." Bowser grumbled, crossing his arms. "I mean, I finally made friends."
Kamek held his hard stare at his King, then at Team RWBY. However, the site of Ruby made Kamek's hard features soften up a bit. He let out a tired sigh as he rubbed a hand across his face.
"Well...I guess we'll settle this matter at a later date." He conceded. "For now, let's focus on taking back your castle."
"Got it, so what's the plan?"
"Well besides rallying up a few of our minions, uhhhhhhh...nothing."
"NOTHING!!?" Bowser roared then bonked Kamek across the head. "I CAME BACK ONLY TO HEAR YOU HAVEN'T GOT A PLAN!?? UNACCEPTABLE!!" He breathed a heavy blast of fire at Kamek, who took the attack head-on. After Bowser finished roasting the Magikoopa, chemic was covered head to toe with ashes and soot.
"My apologies, your angryness..." He coughed out smoke as he shakily waved his wand to heal his injuries.
"Was that necessary?" Ruby admonished.
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A Koopa in Remnant
RandomThanks to a plan gone wrong, the entire kingdom of Darkland had been transported to the world of Remnant. What does that mean? Two things. One, Bowser could go on a grand conquest of all the kingdoms. Two, he could team up with Beacon Academy's grea...