A Koopa in Remnant

Chaotic Showdown

King K. Rool was one hell of a fighter, as everyone who took the time to sneak a glance discovered! As the jazz rock music of his own theme song guided him through the battlefield, Grimm after Grimm were getting demolished, slaughtered, and literally crushed under foot.

K. Rool jumped twice and repeatedly stamped his feet on an Ursas head before pushing it back with a palm thrust kick combo. A Bourbatusk roared and tried to run him over, but K. Rool swiftly turned around.

"Bury Leg!" K. Rool called out and stomped down hard on the boar Grimm's head. The force of the stomp buried the front of it into the hard ground.

"Dynamite Punch!" K. Rool punched right through the Bourbatusk's thick hide with ease while wearing a boxing glove.

"Where the hell did you get a boxing glove?!" Yang had been pushed back to back with King K. Rool. He is way taller than her, but at the same time is shorter than Bowser. She saw an incoming Creep and shot it's head off with Ember Celica.

"I never leave home without it! Buster Clap!!" K. Rool replied while performing a powerful clap with his hands on two lunging Beowolves. Their heads came crashing together with a sick crunch that made Yang shudder. They disappeared into ash soon enough.

"Blunderbuss!!" Yang swiftly turns to see King K. Rool pull out a large blunderbuss even bigger than Professor Port's. On his head, his crown is replaced with a pirate hat. He pulled the trigger and shot not a bullet, but a huge cannonball.

"How the fu–?!" Yang was interrupted by a snarling Beowolf and returned her focus back to the fight. She punched it in the face multiple times until its skull caved in and it dropped to the ground dead. Now's not the time to get distracted, even if Ruby would be from seeing an awesome weapon.

"Ruby...where the heck are you?!" Yang said to herself, mowing down more Creeps and Ursas heading her way. The cannonball broke through a line of Grimm before K. Rool pressed another button. The blunderbuss created a powerful vacuum and sucked the cannonball back up, the turned to fire it back at a mob of Grimm on Blake and Weiss' side.

They were in for the fight of their lives right now. Kamek had to help the other minions in the fight, leaving Weiss with Blake and the two Kremlings Krusha and Klump, who were attacking Grimm with their brute strength. Weiss thought them to be utterly incompetent upon their first impression, but changed her mind when Krusha broke an Ursa's neck with his bicep and Klump ground pounded three Beowolves underneath his immense weight.

King K. Rool grabbed a Beowolf by the throat, headbutting it's face a couple of times before picking it up and throwing it down. The Grimm's been buried into the dirt face first up to it's torso before K. Rool threw a Dynamite Punch that knocked its lower half clean off.

"How is he so freakishly strong?!" Weiss screamed incredulously. "He has no Semblance or Aura, and he's tearing them apart wit his bare hands alone!!"

"I have a gun, you know?" K. Rool says. He grabs the Ursa Major, headbutts him in the face, then hoists the beast over his shoulders in a fire man's carry. The Kremling Kommander leaps high into the air, and then descends to perform–!

CRACK!!!

"ROAAAAAAAAR!!" The Ursa Major roared in pain as a loud snap echoed across the battlefield. K. Rool tossed the Grimm at an incoming ambush towards Blake and Weiss, crushing them.

""OH MY GOOOD!!! Did you just break that thing's back with an Argentine backbreaker rack drop?!" Yang shouted in surprise.

K. Rool smirked, flexing his right arm. "Jealous?"