Harry : Hey I have a question.
Hermy : What is it Harry? I can answer any question.
Harry : Its about Voldy.
Voldy : Hey what about me?
Harry : Oh you are here Voldy. That's great. So, my question is have you ever been intimate with anyone?
Hermy : o_O
Voldy : o_O
Hermy : I can't answer that question Harry.
Ron : Lol why do you want to know that Harry?
Harry : Just curious.
Hermy : Now I'm curious too. Come on Voldy tell us.
Voldy : You kids are so stupid. I am leaving.
Ron : Hah that proves that you have never been with anyone.
Voldy : WHAT?? No it dosen't. I have had many intimate relationships that I don't wish to share with you.
Hermy : You know Voldy making out with the Lucius card board does not count as an intimate relationship.
Voldy : :-O How did you know that? Tell anyone about this and you all are dead.
Harry : Bwahahaha Voldy makes out with a card board?? I am dying here.
Voldy : Good go to hell Potter.
Ron : This is so pathetic.
Voldy : Hey!! When I was in Hogwarts I was so handsome that even Dumbly couldn't resist me.
Ron : Eewwww
Dumbly : You promised that would be our secret Voldy.
Voldy : Ehh I forgot.
Ron : I am going to have trouble getting out the image of Voldy and Dumbly together from my head.
Hermy : Me too. I am leaving now.
Harry : Wait for me guys.
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Harry Potter Random Chats!!!
SonstigesThis book is about the random conversations that Harry and his friends are having in Hogwarts. The chats are so random and hopefully funny. I am not responsible for any kind of mental disorder this book might bring to you as it might lower your IQ l...
