Yeay!!!!We have reached part 50 of Harry Potter Random Chats!!! Thanks to everyone that has read and supported this book..Here is a special chapter for you guys :-D
Harry has a new status
"Everybody come join the chat now"
Ron : Why do we always have to listen to him?
Harry : Because I am freaking Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived, The Chosen One, the one that killed Voldy Mouldy..Do you need more explanation Ronald??
Ron : Umm no Harry..I get it
Hermy : Why did you call us Harry?
Harry : I'm bored. Let's do something
Fred : This looks like a job for us.
George : What did you have in mind Harry?
Harry : Well I want to dye Dumbly's beard pink, give Snape a new hair cut, straighten Hagrid's hair and give Voldy a manicure!!!!
Ron : o_O Why do you have a wierd imagination Harry??
Draco : This looks fun. Can I join Potter?
Harry : Sure Dracykins
Draco : Don't call me Dracykins HairyPoo
Harry : Urghh what kind of name is HairyPoo??
Hermy : Can you two please stop your love fight so that we can go on this missions?
Fred : Hermione you're coming too??
George : Yeah what happened to little Miss Perfect-I-Won't-Break-Any-Rule??!
Hermy : Little Miss Perfect-I-Won't-Break-Any-Rule wants to have some fun too. Now let's go find Dumbly
*Everyone go to Dumbly's office*
Ron : He's not here guys
Fred : Yeah we can see that Ronald
Draco : Maybe he is in the Great Hall
Hermy : Let's go to the Great Hall
*Everyone finds Dumbly and Snape having breakfast in the Great Hall*
Harry : Hello Dumbly
Dumbly : Hello my favourite student ever..Whatcha doing??
George : We want to dye your beard pink and give Snape a new hair cut
Snape : Nobody touches my hair. It took me 15 years to make it so shiny
Dumbly : And it took me 102 years to make my beard white and soft
Hermy : Well it's time to change that
Dumbly : *gasp* Miss Granger you too?? You are little Miss Perfect-I-Won't-Break-Any-Rule..How can you do this??
Hermy : I want to have some fun too Profesor..Now Fred and George grab Dumbly. Harry and Ron grab Snape
Dumbly & Snape : NO!!!!!
*Fred, George, Harry and Ron grab Dumbly and Snape..Dumbly and Snape have fainted due to extreme shock*
Draco : Owh they've fainted. Much better Mwahahahaha!!!
Fred : Why do you laugh like that?
Draco : That's my evil laugh Weasley
Harry : Enough talking. Let's do this already
Ron : Here's the pink paint you wanted Harry
Harry : *Wears gloves, hair mask, and covers his mouth* Let the operation begin
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Harry Potter Random Chats!!!
RandomThis book is about the random conversations that Harry and his friends are having in Hogwarts. The chats are so random and hopefully funny. I am not responsible for any kind of mental disorder this book might bring to you as it might lower your IQ l...
