*Ron is waiting under the mistletoe for Hermione*
Harry : Ron!! Get away from there..That thing is full of nargles.
Ron : o_O Are you ok Harry? Why do you sound like Luna?
Luna : Ronald Weasley get away from that thing..The nargles are all over your head
Ron : I'm surounded by idiots..I only want a kiss from Hermione.
Draco : Are you not going to listen Weasley..Do you not want to be sane? If you value your sanity get away now!!
Ron : O.o Malfoy you too?? What is wrong with everyone? I am not going anywhere until Hermione shows up!!!
*Finally Hermy shows up*
Hermy : Hey Ron sorry I'm late..I was...... :O Ron what are you doing there??? Get away from that thing..It's filled with nargles!!!!
Ron : :O Hermione you too?? What is wrong with everyone?? I am not afraid of a bunch of nargles
Harry : We've been telling him to get away but he is not listening Hermione.
Hermy : I know how to make him move..Watch and learn everyone..Hey Ron do you know what are nargles?
Ron : Nope..What are they? I bet they are just a bunch of pink butterflies.
Hermy : No Ron. They are vicious creatures that look like a giant acromantula..they have 1007 pairs of eyes on their head and their body is covered with hair..
Ron : Stop it..You are just lying.
Hermy : I am not they are still circling around your head..
Ron : *runs away screaming like a little girl* MUMMY SAVE ME!!!!!!
Hermy : See I told you that will get him out of there.
Draco & Harry : ROFL That was soo funny
Luna : It was really bad of you to trick him Hermione..I am going to find the wracksprouts now..Bye everyone..
Harry : I have quidditch practice..Bye Hermione
Draco : Me too..Bye mudblood
Hermy : That is rude Draco. I need to go find Ron.
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