Harry : Guys let's do something fun.
Ron : Oh no he's going to want to do some wierd stuff again.
Hermy : What do you want to do Harry??
Harry : Hmmm let me think..
*After 7 minutes of hard thinking*
Harry : Ahaa I got it..Let's destroy all the plants in the herbology class..Especially the mandrakes
Ron : At least now you are coming up with sensible ideas..I'm all up for this plan
Hermy : NO!!! We are not doing this..This is outrageous..We could get killed by the mandrakes cries or worse expelled.
Harry : God Hermione you really know how to kill a person's mood.
Ron : Let's do something else then Harry.
Harry : Fine let's go watch a movie
*Everyone arrives at the movie theater*
Hermy : OMG Look at that..There is a movie in your name Harry
Harry : *Gasp* I am famous even in the muggle world?? Let's go watch it.
*Movie starts*
Ron : Wow I look so handsome
Harry : All the girls want me
Voldy : Why did I waste so much time talking to my wand??
Hermy : Voldy where did you come from?
Voldy : I followed you guys here.
Harry : Haha Voldy is soo funny..He keeps on talking to his wand and he has no nose!!!
Voldy : :'(
Ron : See Voldy even the muggles hate you.
Voldy : I am going to kill you now Potter..Wait where did my wand go?
A random kid : Mommy look this stick is very pretty.
Voldy : Hey that's not a stick..That is mine. Give it back
*Voldy is fighting with the small kid for his wand*
Kid's mom : What is this? You are fighting with a small boy just for a stick?
*smacks Voldy with her bag*
Voldy : Aww watch it woman or else I'll kill you too.
Everyone on the theater : *gasp and start to throw popcorns at Voldy*
Voldy : Hey stop it..STOP!!Fine I'll leave.
*Voldy has left the theater because everyone is trying to kill him*
Ron, Hermy & Harry : o_O
Harry : Even the muggles want him dead.
Hermy : Well that was fun. Let's go back to the castle.
Harry : Yeah I need my beauty sleep..Let's go.
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