Revali: What a beautiful day to get Link to do stupid things! This, my friends, is Q&A: Round 2! Let the games begin!
Mipha: I've forgotten how to play... Please explain
R: The rules are simple! Somebody will ask/dare one of us, and they MUST answer/do the dare.
Urbosa: The last time is still fresh in my mind...
Daruk: Who should go first?
Link: Let's get this over with... Public humiliation is my forte...
R: Perfect!
D: First question!
R: Sushi or Zel
L: Well... That's kind of an obvious one... Naturally, I'd choose my fiance.
D: Fair enough.
Yiga: Do you know that the guardians are going to turn on u like a pack of angry doggos and the divine beasts are going to make the Champions hand over the controls to a drunk driver intent on killing everyone on the road?
L: What
D: What
R: What
M: What
U: What
Zelda: What
R: Okay... next question!
Z: Link... Do you like me?
L: Zelda, I thought we went over this. You're a really good friend to me, but I do not have romantic feelings towards you, despite what others may think.
Z: Just checking to see if you changed your mind
L: Zelda....
M: Next question please
U: Link, I dare you to sing!
L: Oh no
U: OH YEAH
L: *sigh*
M: What are you going to sing?
L: I don't know...
M: *whisper whisper*
L: Good point. *ahem*
M: :)
L: TwInklE tWinkLe liTtLE StAr
R: Well we didn't say he had to sing well, we said he had to sing.
L: HoW i wONdEr wHaT yOU aRe
U: oop-
L: Up AboVe ThE wOrLD sO hiGH
D: ...
L: LiKe A diAmonD iN tHe sKY
D: Diamonds are kind of like salt
U: So Revali's a diamond?
L: TWiNKLe TWinKLE LIttlE sTAR
R: Yes. I am a diamond.
L: HoW I woNder WhAt yOu arE!
M: *applause*
R: Link that was horrible, but at least it tortured everyone else too
U: It was beautiful, Link!
L: Thank you.
M: I don't think we should ask any more questions to Link; he looks tired from that vocal exercise.
Z: I'll go next.
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FanfictionThe Champions, from The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild have discovered a new feature on the Sheikah slates, The online conversation add on!!! But really, what could go wrong with Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, Daruk, and Link on the same chat? See for...
