Revali: What a beautiful day to get Link to do stupid things! This, My friends, Is Q&A!!!!
Mipha: Please explain
R: The rules are simple! Somebody will ask/dare somebody and they MUST DO IT
Urbosa: ok I get it now.
Daruk: Who goes first?
Link: I wanna go first!
R: Perfect!!!
D: First Question?
R: Link, What do you plan to do in ze future with ur life?
L: I am a knight. And I will stay a knight. Someday get married maybe have a few kids... I haven't really thought about it... I guess I think that it's best to stay in the moment... It's better for fighting when you aren't thinking about what you will do when you win, or lose...
M: SO DEEP
U: NEXT
L: MY TURN TO ASK
D: ok!
L: Are any of us part of the lgbtq+ community? If so, how did you find out?
U: Uh... A girl has her secrets.... but yes...
R: I never knew...
M: I.... have a boyfriend? I guess? Link, do I have a boyfriend?
L: yes,
M: O/ / /O
D: I have never been in love...
L: poor Daruk...
U: He must feel like a third wheel,
R: Or, like, a fifth wheel
M: yeah..
D: no guys, its ok! Goron's don't usually fall in love anyways! Not that they cant but...
R: u be living in SINGLETOWN
M: Wait, I didn't think that Urbosa and Revali were dating????
U: *whistling*
R: uhhh next question...
D: I have a question!
U: Yes, what?
D: What's your history with Gannon, Urbosa?
U: He's probably related to EVERY SINGLE GERUDO in town, but he was my great-great-great uncle. that's about it. never knew him.
D: wow ok
L: you seemed to hate him more than that
U: It is a disgrace to ALL Gerudo that that PIG could be royalty for so long,.....
R: huh. I'm learning a lot about you today, Urbosa...
U: I get the last question!!!!
R: ok
U: Revali, who are ur parents?
R: uhhh you'll see...
U: ok fine. what's ur last name?
R: I would rather not say...
U:>:(
R: It's... Bluefeather.... O/ / /O
L: nice.
D: nice
U: O.O wow
M: wow
U: SO MAGESTIC!!!!!
R: uhhhhhh
L: any other dares or questions?
R: yess
U: what?
R: I dare y'all to die and then use the shrine of resurrection to see f it works!
L: Any other questions?
M: Nope, I think I have enough answers for today... o////o :)
L: Come over, Mipha?
M: Sure O/ / /O
R: Come over, Urbosa?
U: No chance, sucker. Chief has her duties!
R: :|
U: Your charm doesn't work on everybody!!!
D: ok NOW I feel like a fifth wheel
L: Sorry, man
R: GO AND FIND A GIRLFRIEND
U: *facepalm*
M: Goodbye!!!
L: see ya
U: bai
R: Nyah Nyah losers
D: ok then....
System: Groupchat closed.
Thank you EVERYBODY who added questions including @salty_ravioli and @TremorDusk
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