Revali: oi
Link: why hello there...
Daruk: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
R: I don't really have any news, and there's really nothing to do here
D: let's just say random stuff
L: okay....?
D: I'll start
R: sure
D: random stuff
L: random stuff
R: random stuff
L: random stuff
D: random stuff
Yiga: shut uppppp
L: no u
Y: well fine then.
System: Yiga has left the chat
D: random stuff
R: shut yo mouth
D: it is shut
R: shut yo fingers
D: idek what that means dude
L: NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE
R: stop saying that. You already said that. It's old.
D: this time, can we actually just say random stuff? Like, maybe write a story?
L: let's write a story then. One sentance at a time.
R: once upon a not so long ago time, there was a small saxophone by the name of Fred.
L: Fred wasn't the shiniest saxophone in town, but that was his ultimate goal.
D: to reach that goal, Fred had to battle both metophorical and literal demons.
R: his metophorical Demons were more difficult than the literal demons, some would say.
L: but the literal demons were still pretty darn difficult to beat.
D: but he vanquished them all and soon was the world's shiniest saxophone.
R: the end.
L: bravo!
D: that was fun.
R: meh.
L: so what should we do next?
R: let's gossip!
D: what you're best at
R: thanks man...
L: dang u taking every insult like a pro
R: bro... Thanks
D: can't tell if that was an insult or not
R: it wasn't
L: so who we gonna gossip about!
Mipha: guys?
L: Mipha?! This is the guys only chat!
M: you were expecting Mipha, but no, it was me, Sidon!
R: stop it. Get some help.
L: *sigh*
M: okay. Let's get down to BUISINESS.
R: u got the stuff?
M: sure do.
L: oh no...
M: I've got the book of fun facts and you can't stop me from reading them aloud.
L: *gasppppp* no not the book
R: fire at will, Prince Sidon!
M: Fun fact 1: starfish have no brains
L: AHHH no it burns
M: fun fact 2: peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite
L: I- I
M: fun fact 3: the average Hylian eats eight spiders in their sleep at night.
L: ahhhhhhhhhhh
M: fun fact 4: the average chocolate bar has at least eight insect legs in it.
L: I'm never eating chocolate again...
M: more for me!
System: Mipha has left the chat.
D: I'm scarred for life....
R: I shouldn't have asked for the fun facts
D: you regret it now
R: but at least I got to see you suffer
D: you are a cruel man, Revali.
R: oh I know
L: why? Why did you do that?
System: Groupchat closed.
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