Mipha: hi?
Revali: Hi!
Urbosa: hi???
Daruk: hi?????????????
Link: I broke the chain.
R: pfffft
M: hi! This is the Champions chat, right?
U: Mipha... everything ok?
M: Oh! I'm Mipha's father! I'm not Mipha!
D: hello sir
M: No sirs and thous please. I'm fine with just your majesty. I would ask you to call me by my last name, but you would mess up the spelling every other time.
Zelda: Dorephan! what a pleasant surprise!
M: Rhoam? Rhoam!!!!!!
Z: It has been such a long time!
M: I know, I know...
Z: Where have you been?
M: You know, doing king stuff. How's the rest of Hyrule been?
Z: It hasn't been too bad. I understand Chief Urbosa has been having some issues.
U: Oh, just the usual. A couple Yiga members there, a couple here...
M: ah. I see.
Z: We have quite the dilemma here...
M: oho ho!
Z: oho ho indeed.
M: any idea how to fix it, Chief?
U: First, we must find their hideout, and infiltrate it.
Z: I see...
M: The Zora and the Gerudo may have the necessary resources if we combine our forces...
Z: And the Hylian army may be of some use...
U: You must understand, we are looking for a skilled few that can SNEAK into the hideout and plant destructive tools.
M: So this mission would be more... undercover?
U: yes, you could put it that way....
Z: one of our most skilled warriors is Link. I assume you are familiar with him?
U: yes.
L: ...
Z: ah... I see he's here now.
L: ...
M: Hello, Link, my boy!
Z: ...
L: ...
M: what?
L: ...
Z: ...
L: ...
U: sooooooooooooo............
M: um *ahem* yes, where were we?
System: Zelda has activated voice control.
Z: please, father dearest, this is MY ROOM!!!!! WHY ARE YOU HERE???? GIVE ME BACK MY ONLY SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT PLEASSEEEEE!!!! IF YOU WON'T LET ME STUDY THE GUARDIANS, THEN AT LEAST LET ME TEXXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
System: Zelda has turned off voice control.
Z: *mutter mutter*
M: uhhhh..... Rhoam?
Z: *mutter mutter*
U: ...
Z: dads these days.
M: Princess Zelda! How nice of you to drop by!
Z: It's my father that dropped by, not me.
M: ...
Z: Mipha?
M: I am Mipha's father.
Z: explains why mine was hogging the Sheikah slate......
M: alright... Better get going before MY daughter goes mad on me...
U: all the best, Your Majesty...
M: cheerio!
L: isn't that a cereal?
R: yep.
L: is it also a way to say goodbye?
R: yep.
U: ...
M: hello? Anybody on?
R: scroll up.
M: O-O
R: You REALLY gotta get a passcode on that thing, y'know...
M: you can DO that?
R: yep.
M: wow...
L: ...
U: ...
R: ...
L: ...
M: ...
R: ...
U: ...
L: ...
R: ...
U: Where was Daruk that entire time?
D: Peek-a-boo!
System: Groupchat closed.
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FanfictionThe Champions, from The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild have discovered a new feature on the Sheikah slates, The online conversation add on!!! But really, what could go wrong with Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, Daruk, and Link on the same chat? See for...
