CHAMPIONS

Mamma Mia!

Revali: I have been cheated!

Urbosa: ...by whom?

R: You, since you know when!

U: so... wait... what? know when what? 

R: I have made up my mind.

U: It... what???? I'm so confused...

R: I must say this.

U: come here! We need to talk, face to face!

R: ummm..... no. An end is what I need.

U: look at me now.

R: will I ever learn? Why did I choose.... this?

U: I- I don't know how to say this, Revali...

Daruk: But... wait... I- What's this? am I caught in something I shouldn't be seeing?

Link: I feel something has suddenly gone wrong....

R: I'm sorry Urbosa... I don't want to lose to you again.

U: you need to control the middle! That's what King Of The Hill is,  Revali!

R: There's...

U: To be fair, I probably shouldn't have used fire...

R: That was not within my boundaries. never shove fire up your... 

L: something here disturbs my soul. stop.

Mipha: Can you.... please stop talking...

D: for ONE MINUTE

R: look, guys... I- um....

U: wanna hear what comes next? Good! I poked Revali in the- *ahem* and then shoved a stick um his-

M: I- um can leave now?

U: no, you guys will want to hear the rest of the story....

R: I don't want to hear a story! no story!

U: Then, I pushed Revali into a giant bell, and it made a weird sound, like "Squa-Ding!"

R: my ears still ring to this day.

D: One more word, Urbosa, and I will-

L: Look, Daruk, we should let her finish her story! And, I'm having fun listening to this! 

U: I forget what happens next...

R: everything went black.

D: Mamma Mia! maybe some of Daruk's famous pizza will help with your healing!

R: I'm drifting into insanity. Here I go again....

U: my, my, Revali, so soon! How can you already be out! 

R: I don't feel so good. Yet I will resist the temptation to pass out.

M: Revali, has it occurred to you that you are not okay?

D: Mamma Mia! Are you sure my famous pizza will not help!

R: Why does Urbosa have to be so meannnnnn

U: It is only natural. Plus, It was quite the show! Again, Aagain!

M: My, my, you really did get a beating, didn't you?

R: just leave me aloneeeeee

M: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LEAVE YOU ALONE???? I AM A HEALER!!!! I WILL HEAL!!! JUST LIE STILL AND I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO HEAL YOURSELF!!!!

R: jeez, harsh, much?

D: I've been waiting to see this....

L: sorry I missed this awesome battle!