Urbosa: Hey! I'm on first! Wait... last time this happened Revali was kidnapped... Maybe this isn't such a good thing...
Revali: no, I'm right here, no worries!
Mipha: Oh! nice to see you, Revali!
R: Nice to see you too! ^-^
Link: hiya, Ravioli!
Daruk: hi, revali.
Revali: helloooo! Nice day, isn't it?
D: ..ummmmm...
U: how's it goin'
R: I'm doing well! Very well indeed!
U: O-O
R: what did I do?
U: ...nothing...
R: did you know that I like to swim?
D: you know, you really sound like Mipha...
M: gee, thanks.
U: so... are you sure you didn't get kidnapped?
R: yep! quite sure...
M: well, you seem to be acting different...
L: yeah.
R: Well, I guess I had a change of heart!
D: ummmmm...
U: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH REVALI?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!??!!?
R: I'm revali!
D: you sure?
R: Yep!! ^-^
D: you sure you're sure?
R: Yep! ^-^
D: you sure you're sure you're sure?
R: yep
D: you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure?
R: yes.
D: you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure?
R: yea
D: you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure?
R: yes
D: you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure?
R: yes
D: you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure?
R: I AM, ALRIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?
D: ok
L: ah... there's our old friend...
R: I MAKE AN EFFORT TO BE NICE TO YOU AND WHAT DO I GET?!?!?
U: To be fair, I was genuinely concerned...
R: BUT FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I WAS HELPFUL AND KIND AND...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT ONE BIT!!!!!
L: well exuuuuse me, prince-
U: shut up link
L: well exuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, prince-
D: shut up please link
L: well exuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, prince-
Zelda: shut up, link
L: well exuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!
R: feel free to shut your asinine beak.
L: well exuuuuuuuuu-
M: that's enough.
L: ...
R: well exuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!
M: -_-
L: -_-
Z: -_-
U: -_-
D: well exuuuuuuuuse me-
U: not you too, Daruk!!!!!!!!
D: well exuuu-
M: ENOUGH!
Z: ...
D: ...
L: ...
U: ...
R: ...Link started it.
M: I don't CARE who started it, because you all did it, and you are all guilty as charged. I hope you reconsider your actions, and say sorry to anybody you were rude to.
L: ...
R: well exuuuuuuuuse me, princess!
System: groupchat closed.
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