CHAMPIONS

This feeling?

Revali: everyone?

Mipha: I'm the only one awake at this ungodly hour

R: YOU of all people are awake?

M: yes.

R: okay good you're the only person that will listen to me vent my feelings without teasing me endlessly

M: but will I?

R: yes. Please. I need it.

M: okay.

R: So I have this problem. Nobody likes me.

M: have you tried being less of a jerk?

R: yes

M: oh right you did... 

R: they thought I was you

M: I'm nice.

R: yeah, you are. Anyways, I'm sad

M: there there.

R: *eye roll* yeah. You know, you seem different when you're with me, what's with that

M: different how?

R: you speak in shorter sentances, care less about your punctuation, and use more sarcasm.

M: oh yeah, I do, don't I?

R: So I have a question

M: what?

R: are you a doctor?

M: No, I'm a healer.

R: ...what's the difference?

M:  I don't have a PH.D. 

R: oh.

M: ...

R: You know, the more sarcastic you get, the more I like you

M: thanks, dude.

Zelda: Hi there!

M: Zelda?! You're up late!

Z: sure I am. I need to talk to Revali

M: okay, I'll wait.

Z: p r i v a t e l y.

M: okay...

System: Zelda and Revali have been ghosted.

Z: okay. I know I should be asking Link, but I didn't want to wake him. How do you propose to someone

R: uhhhhhhhhhh idk

Z: REVALI 

R: okay wait- you're going to propose to Link?!

Z: no, stupid bird, I'm taking notes for when I'm in a relationship.

R: girl, I know nothing about proposing

Z: gIvE me some advise on maintaining a healthy relationship

R: I don't know much about that either. Mipha knows a lot about that though, try her?

Z: I have my reasons for asking you, and not her. 

R: um.... Okay.

Z: What did you do to first get together with Urbosa?

R: she electrocuted me in a back alley and dragged me home by my scarf

Z: okay.... Um... Did you ever go on a date?

R: yes

Z: elaborate

R: well.... I took her out for fish in Zora's domain...