Revali: Hiya kids
Urbosa: ummmm...
Mipha: I am seventy five, Revali.
R: well exuuuuuuu-
Link: we are done with that.
Zelda: Right. And you get to be in trouble.
L: what did I do?
Z: You knocked on my door thirty times then ran away.
L: well exuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!
R: I thought you said we were done with that!
L: nyehhh
D: when I was your age, we didn't have fights!
R: when you were their age, nobody but you was born.
D: nyehhhh
R: and even if you meant my age, I was like, five.
D: nyehhhh
M: alright. That's enough. Daruk isn't THAT old, Revali.
R: Yes, he is.
M: if he was sixteeen or seventeen before I was born, that would make him eighty- three!
R: oh... I mean, I guess...
D: interesting point... Mipha is oldest here...
M: wait- really?!
L: huh.
R: wow.
U: wow.
King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule: When I was your age, it didn't matter how old you were.
M: K- King Rhoam?!
Z: o hi dad
KRBH: hello Zelda. I came here to tell you that your screen time is up. Get off that sheikah slate.
Z: fineeeeeeeeeee :(
KRBH: NOW, ZELDA.
Z: okay, okay, jeez!
System: Zelda has left the chat.
R: ...so............
KRBH: So... how much have you been training with your divine beasts?
M: I have been training with Ruta daily.
R: ...
U: Same as Mipha.
D: I've been trying... sometimes I don't get to training until Friday...
KRBH: ah. So I see we have quite the dilemma here.
R: what do you mean?
D: ?
KRBH: I mean, ALL of you should be practicing more. At least twice a day.
M: alright.
U: ...
R: ...
D: ...
M: may I ask...
KRBH: yes,
M: what do those of us that have jobs, or are leaders with other duties to attend to also?
KRBH: You raise a good point, Champion Mipha. However, we must place our other duties aside. Being a champion and sealing Gannon once and for all is far more important than running a single town.
U: yessir
M: yes, your highness.
D: 'kay
R: ...
KRBH: oh, and Link?
L: ...
KRBH: Meet me in the great hall for lunch in twenty minutes. We need to have a talk.
L: ...
KRBH: good.
System: King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule has left the chat.
R: ... so that happened
U: yep
L: sure did.
M: Link...
L: yea
M: why were you so silent?
L: he thinks I'm mute. that means no public speaking.
M: ah...
R: I betcha he just gets really nervous around that guy.
D: I don't blame ya, little guy. When I was your age, I was afraid of public speaking and kings too. Of course, I got over that fear...
L: thanks, Daruk.
D: anytime.
U: AnYtImE
D: you just pulled a big Revali, y'know...
U: I know.
R: heeeeeeeey...
U: ;)
System: Groupchat closed.
(Author's note!) I figured that I hadn't actually written an author's note in awhile and so I guess imma just say hi because there isn't really much else to say.
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FanfictionThe Champions, from The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild have discovered a new feature on the Sheikah slates, The online conversation add on!!! But really, what could go wrong with Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, Daruk, and Link on the same chat? See for...
