Revali and Mipha
Revali: I need some help
Mipha: with...?
R: are you a doctor?
M: I don't technically have a degree, but I am considered a healer
R: uH can you do phycology?
M: That depends
R: could you deal with... Crippling depression, perhaps?
M: QUIT IT WITH THE NOOSE AND BE A BETTER GOOSE
Revali and Link
Link: welcome
Revali: why
L:
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R: how dare you make me open my DMs and look at this with my own two eyes
Urbosa and Revali
Revali: Yo
Urbosa: yo
R: tromghopfdstrygvfdxnj
U: uhhhhh Revali u good?
R: no
U: why not?
R: yeet I'm fine
U: weirdo
Revali and Daruk
Daruk: I have fallen and I cannot get up
D: Revali?
D: Revali?
D: *sigh*
Mipha and Link
Mipha: I love you
Link: I love you more
M: I love you more than you love you
L: I love you more than Revali loves archery
M: I love you more than Zelda loves the guardians
L: I love you more than Daruk loves rock roast
M: I love you more than Sidon loves smiling
L: I love you as big as the ocean
M: I love you as big as Hyrule
L: I love you as big as the sky
M: I love you as big as death mountain
L: I Love you as big as Revali's ego
Mipha and Urbosa
Urbosa: Mipha
Mipha: here!
U: I have classified information
M: don't tell me...
U: I won't. It's classified.
Mipha and Daruk
Daruk: Sushi Lord, Sushi Lord, I do calleth upon ye
Mipha: whomst has summoned the ancient one
Link and Urbosa
Link: Urbosaaaaa
Urbosa: it's "Auntie" to you
Link and Daruk
Daruk: come over
Link: uh why
D: get in the van, I have Rock Roast
Urbosa and Daruk
Daruk: I've started a new religion... Would you care to join?
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Urbosa: I'm interested
D: ...
U: it sounds rather so-fish-sticated
System: Direct Message closed
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