。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆harperadler: thank you to GQ for my party. so glad someone could finally take the time out of their day to celebrate me. and yes i didn't know i was going with tom holland until he took the glasses off. the clark kent paradox exists.
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username: OOH SHE BAD ASF
username: yes, i do plan on selling my soul for a seat at their wedding.
GQmag: Very happy we could accommodate your needs. Next party is in a month.
harperadler: GQmag oh hello i was not expecting you here
tomholland2013: .....that caption from the girl who had DROOL dripping down her chin when she saw me tonight
harperadler: tomholland2013 just a pre-vomit routine of mine
tomholland2013: whatever you're gross but you're also hot as fuck and you're mine
username: MINE???
anthonymackie: MINE!!!!!!!!! i am going to cry
harperadler: anthonymackie don't pretend to be happy for me
anthonymackie: your voice just echoed in my head i almost just stuck my chopstick thru my own throat
imsebastianstan: what a blessed day! yes i in fact did make this happen. anyone who placed a bet on them with me; my venmo is Sebastian-Stan.
tomholland2013: imsebastianstan i thought my bet was a joke
username: i don't find it unusual that tom doesn't know where his money is going
imsebastianstan: tomholland2013 no you owe me $50
harperadler: mmm i feel like a new honda civic being bet on😍
elizabetholsen: harperadler you're worth at LEAST a ford f-150 baby
harperadler: elizabetholsen finally someone who knows my worth
robertdowneyjr: tomholland2013 if i don't receive at least one grandchild in at least a year i am quite literally suing you for everything you own
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