TAKE A SECOND - tom holland

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bhad bhabies of the mcu
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harper [harpsichord]
tom [hollend me]
rdj [tin can]
mackie [its a bird]
chris e [spangles]
seb [not sexy seabass]
mark [smash bros]
chris h [pulled off a hammer]
chadwick [frozen]
elizabeth [scarlet bitch]
chris p [space cowboy]

harpsichord

tom motherfucking
holland you ugly skank you will be
blocked and reported

harpsichord

take back your 
statement and all may be forgiven

hollend me
the fact that your time is spent
being a mcbitch about takis
on twitter is your own fault

harpsichord
BECAUSE YOU ARE DISRESPECTING
THE HOT CHIP GOD NAMED TAKI

hollend me
chester the cheetah says takis
can fuck off

spangles
watch it bug boy

hollend me
technically speaking, i am
a arachnid. so clearly, 70
years in ice didn't not make you any
smarter

not sexy seabass
tom. this is why we don't like
you

hollend me
just because you're a crusty
old man who has arachnophobia
doesn't mean everyone else doesn't
like me

its a bird
i don't like you tomothy

tin can
depends on the day

smash bros
doesn't depend on the day

pulled off a hammer
yeah no i don't

space cowboy
i'd rather not interact with
you ever

scarlet bitch
i hate ur face

frozen
as someone who couldn't
care less about this argument,
i too would like to state my
dislike towards tom

harpsichord
very well put chadwick, lovely!

hollend me
i'm truly feeling the love.
thanks for defending my
honor against lucifer.

harpsichord
i actually like the spelling "satan" better,
just a personal preference!

hollend me
and this is why i locked
you in mackies trailer
that one time

tin can
you two are so far up
one another's asses

it's a bird
YOU WERE THE ONE THAT
LOCKED HER IN THERE??

it's a bird
SHE ATE ALL MY SNACKS AND
PRERECORDED ALL OF LOVE
ISLAND

it's a bird
I DONT WATCH LOVE ISLAND

not sexy seabass
mackie, you're missing the point.

spangles:
yeah the point is that while we're
all making a living, spandex is clearly
on a mission to date our little
harpsichord

spangles
tom you always know to use a
condom right

harpsichord
SHUT YOUR MOUTH CAPSICLE

space cowboy
am i possibly one of
the most mature people here

harpsichord
yes

harpsichord
and this is why you're
my favorite chris of this hour

space cowboy
well i don't mean to
toot my own titties but
i win

pulled off a hammer
cancelled

spangles
you bitch

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hey everyone! sorry this is short, but i hope you
like it. i'm always open to feedback, so don't be afraid to give me some! hope you are doing amazing :)

EDIT: LMAO the part about chris pratt being harp's favorite chris of the hour was written B4 we learned about how shitty of a human being he is. fuck chris pratt. chris evans supremacy yall