。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆harperadler: attention to all, do not act as a tour guide to a brit they just want to stop for tea all the time
tagged: tomholland2013
34,621 likes
3,297 commentsusername: they were TOGETHER ALL DAY
chrisevans: so now i've been ditched for some rip off harry potter i get it
harperadler: chrisevans chris no one will ever replace daniel radcliffe do not fret
imsebastianstan: i just told mackie i'm the best man at ur wedding and he started crying and whining that he called dibs
anthonymackie: imsebastianstan shut the fuck up bud
username: BRO SACKIE IS IN FOR THE WEDDING CALL THE COPS
robertdowneyjr: yes to answer all of your questions i did get them together
harperadler: robertdowneyjr excuse me sir please exit my comments immediately
harperadler: imsebastianstan anthonymackie y'all can both be best man (but i am NOT GETTING MARRIED TO TOM)
tomholland2013: harperadler funny how i remember you calling me cute earlier. i thought we registered for a marriage license then
username: please put that on my gravestone
harperadler: tomholland2013 you were choking on ur hot dog your word is unreliable
tomholland2013: also i did NOT ask to get tea everywhere she is just unappreciative of british culture🤡
elizabetholsen: somehow i was stuck with mackie, seb, ruffalo, downey and christopher while y'all are having fun. you're deleted from my will xoxo
harperadler: elizabetholsen i will give you eight of my chickens and the rest of my harvest to stay on your will
elizabetholsen: harperadler gimme ten chickens and we have a deal
chrishemsworth: the one press tour i'm not on and love is rising this is incorrect
markruffalo: chrishemsworth miss you hemmy
chrishemsworth: markruffalo shut the fuck up bitch i don't miss you
prattprattpratt: i would like to formally announce that the best chris has entered the comments and the best chris would also like to congratulate harper and tom on getting engaged. i think you guys will be like april and andy
username: WAIT WHY ARE THEY APRIL AND ANDY WTF
harperadler: prattprattpratt do NOT use parks and rec to agree with your clownery
harperadler: username i think that april was better off with orin anyways
tomholland2013: harperadler i can be orin
harperadler: tomholland2013 no
frankiecohen: i would like to let you all know i just started a gofundme called "get real life april and andy married" and if you donate you're invited to the wedding
username: frankiecohen i guess my life's savings are down the drain
username: BITCH IM OUT
chadwickboseman: they are the perfect april and andy
harperadler: chadwickboseman ur not coming to my wedding😔
chadwickboseman: harperadler what no i just bought a suit and everything
。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
sorry this is so short, but the tarper date is super soon so get PUMPED BABIES
YOU ARE READING
TAKE A SECOND - tom holland
Humor- you are the universe experiencing itself, harper. social media x real life | © infinitygauntlets, 2019 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀