。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆robertdowneyjr: me and the kids. hopefully, i will become the godfather to their children soon. keep me in your thoughts.
tagged: harperadler, tomholland2013
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78,538 commentsusername: ANNA OU—
username: is this allowed?? in my good christian household???
harperadler: y'all really want me to kill my self and i will do it
chrisevans: i will invest all of my stocks into this relationship i swear to god
username: they look so ducking GOOD TOFERNTNWNEMNDMSM
robertdowneyjr: username why yes they do i am planning on signing their babies up for modeling classes
username: ABSOLUTELY STOP ROBERTTTT
username: TARPER. TARPER TARPER TARPER
anthonymackie: i just soaked my pillow in tears someone please help me
frankiecohen: and she was COMPLAINING about going to set today, now look at harper, getting that spidey dick!! #tarper
harperadler: frankiecohen FRANCES COHEN ABSOLUTELY NOT
username: fraNKIE WTF—username: of course she didn't want to go to set she isn't appreciative of anything that she gets
username: username finally someone else agrees that she fucking sucks
imsebastianstan: harperadler
harper pernille adler!! why didn't you tell me you were expecting? it's good that i don't have to return the crib that i got for you and tom thoughharperadler: imsebastianstan i have decided on finished maple wood for my coffin.
tomholland2013: harperadler: should i get the same type? i'm just assuming we will be buried next to one another
harperadler: tomholland2013 i will put you in a coffin filled with beanie babies if you don't shut up right now
tomholland2013: harperadler hey i told you not to tell anyone about my beanie baby fear
username: tomholland2013 r u seriously afraid of beanie babies??
tomholland2013 username ITS A VALID FEAR OKAY
username: im rlly out here waiting for the rest of the cast to get here
elizabetholsen: my crops are watered
username: aaaaaaand here they all come
elizabetholsen: my animals are fed
elizabetholsen: my family will now survive the winter
chadwickboseman: okay even i will admit that this is mildly adorable
robertdowneyjr: chadwickboseman thank you kitty cat
harperadler: chadwickboseman you have gained a little liking from me
chadwickboseman: harperadler i think i somehow feel a bit more safe around you
harperadler: chadwickboseman just wait until i show you my collection of headless barbies
chadwickboseman: harperadler what
harperadler: chadwickboseman what
chrishemsworth: so THATS what love looks like
markruffalo: chrishemsworth are we not the portrait of love?
chrishemsworth: markruffalo you know i didn't mean it like that
markruffalo: chrishemsworth but you did
harperadler: chrishemsworth markruffalo i'm sensing some trouble in paradise
chrishemsworth: harperadler we're FINE
markruffalo: harperadler chrishemsworth of course HE says that
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hey y'all! i feel like i'm the worst at writing instagram posts so i apologize if this is absolutely shit :)
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