TAKE A SECOND - tom holland

𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘌𝘌.✓

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[PRIVATE MESSAGES]

frankie (ugly ass)
harper (major bitch)

ugly ass
so are you and tommy
boy a thingy or nopsies

major bitch
i hated every single word in that sentence

ugly ass
so you don't do the
chitty chitty bang bang

ugly ass
the dine and dash

ugly ass
cook the chimichanga

major bitch
that's not even an analogy for sex

ugly ass
well i was on a roll ok

ugly ass
you gotta admit, hes
very cute and sweet

major bitch
he is the literal spawn of satan,
are you on bath salts

ugly ass
no but i found some nice
ones that would really be a good
birthday present for me

ugly ass
can i send you the link?

major bitch
i — gotta blast

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[PRIVATE MESSAGES]

tom (hollend me)

harper (harpsichord)

hollend me
the people have spoken,
our ship name is tarper

harpsichord
if that isn't the most disgusting
thing ive ever heard of

hollend me
it sounds like tarp

hollend me
i think that's beautiful

harpsichord
you're telling me that you think
that a tarp is beautiful

hollend me
yes ma'am

harpsichord
well now i know what to get you
for your birthday

hollend me
on a more serious note,
how's life going for you

harpsichord
a serious note?

harpsichord
"my life sucks" in d major

hollend me
stop being an asswipe

hollend me
tell me about your day

harpsichord
keep your panties on geez

harpsichord
life's a-okay. finishing up
my last day at school this semester before
i come back to set to finish up my
on-field credits

hollend me
omg you gave me a real
answer
i swear to sara bareilles
i've never been happier

harpsichord
well i love a man who loves sara bareilles