。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆harperadler: chris looks so constipated here LMAO
tagged: chrisevans, imsebastianstan
34, 238 likes
3,902 commentsusername: YOURE ALL THAT I WANT
YOURE ALL THAT I HAVE
AHHHHHBHHHHHharperadler: you are invited to my wedding username
username: YOURE SO PRETTY FUCKSMDBFBMS
anthonymackie: am i the only one who thinks she looks like a wet rat or
harperadler: awe mackie😫😫 it was so nice to see you at the junket! was it sad when you got rejected by the caterer as soon as u started walking up to her? anthonymackie
anthonymackie: u bitch
imsebastianstan: i'm so happy u came with
me! u had funharperadler: no i didn't i was blinking morse
code into the cameras saying "this man held me hostage in a bowl of spaghetti" imsebastianstanchrisevans: what the fuck you are so rude
robertdowneyjr: why aren't you with your boyfriend here
harperadler: because grandpa i don't have one hop off robertdowneyjr
elizabetholsen: HOT HOT HOT DAMN MAMI WHATS UR #
frankiecohen: excuse me burgundy crone or whatever ur name is that's my line elizabetholsen
username: oOF FRANKIE WENT OFF
username: PHEW ITS HOT IN HERE
tomholland2013: you looked great tonight bestie!!!!
username: wOw LOOK AT TOM SCOOPIN
username: i smell tarper in here
harperadler: that sounds like a 99 cent store car air freshener but ok username
harperadler: go flirt with the frog in ur mouth not me tomholland2013
tomholland2013: well that's a dead joke now so ha u suck
harperadler: when all of your jeans end up with holes in the crotch you know where to find me bitch tomholland2013
username: FUCK SHE'S FUNNY
tomholland2013: i was doing so well
frankiecohen: now i'm not saying that they haven't fucked,,,,, but they def did harperadler tomholland2013
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[PRIVATE MESSAGES]
frankie (ugly ass)harper (major bitch)
major bitch
you absolute ARSE ronald weasleyugly ass
i can tell u aren't that mad bc ur
using harry potter linesugly ass
now you and tom thumb need
to get to gardeningmajor bitch
thatS NOT EVEN A SEXAUL INNUENDOugly ass
i didn't mean for it to be sexualugly ass
no need to shout your true love for tom from
the rooftopsmajor bitch
tom is just a weird dude who happens
to be attractive, i don't think of him in that wayugly ass
but YOU COULD
just listen to rdj, he wants u to
have babiesmajor bitch
frances, be serious please
i'm not in the right place
to be in any sort of relationship
right now especially after michaelugly ass
well that got serious fast
i was just messing with you, you
know that. i love you harp, and i think
that if you WERE thinking about any sort
of relationship, tom would be a good choicemajor bitch
a block of wood would be a better choiceugly ass
and that's another word for penis。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
so i gave the TINIEST BIT of backstory (lmao but i kinda didn't) BUT i hope you're enjoying this! love you all <3
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