TAKE A SECOND - tom holland

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[PRIVATE MESSAGES]

frankie (ugly ass)
harper (major bitch)

major bitch
frankie i have never asked you for a favor in my life and now i need to

ugly ass
wym

ugly ass
you asked me to buy you that mini guillotine off of craigslist last week

ugly ass
i also bought you froyo in 10th grade which let me remind you was $8 too expensive

major bitch
okay you have a point

major bitch

but what if i said you could borrow the mini guillotiner for a week

ugly ass
i am scared but in agreement. what u need homeslice

major bitch
i need you to go to set for me tmrw so i don't have to go

ugly ass
you are officially on crack

ugly ass
now i will take that crack away from you and use it for my own needs

ugly ass
but u gotta go to work

major bitch
i hate being a film major

i'm nervous to see everyone

ugly ass

don't say that

ugly ass

because first of all, you do want to go,

you're just being a pussy

ugly ass

you're going to be the one to correctly make the da vinci code remember

major bitch
i guess you're right

major bitch
but i'm only doing this because i will not allow that cat litter worthy movie to be redone

by anyone other than me

ugly ass
now go make some movie magic, you big star!!

major bitch
i just vomited into my honey bunches of oats.

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[PRIVATE MESSAGES]

tom (hollend me)
harper (harpsichord)

hollend me
i want a better nickname

hollend me
mine makes me sad

harpsichord
you make me sad

hollend me
awe i make you feel things🥺

harpsichord
you make me feel anger and sadness
but if it means that much to you

hollend me changed to tom thumb!

tom thumb
i can't tell if i like this better
or if it makes me feel uncomfy

harpsichord
hopefully the second one

harpsichord changed to harper!

harper!
mine is too nice i don't like it

tom thumb
deal with it

tom thumb
so what time do you arrive
to set today

harper!
around 9:30. why, are you
planning my death?

tom thumb
no, contrary to popular belief, murder is
not my favorite pastime

harper!
cant say the same for myself oh well

tom thumb
what

harper!
nevermind, i'll see you soon i guess

tom thumb
see you soon!

tom thumb
i can't wait :)
[not sent]

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