"Oh my God Techno she has an elytra! We have to get it, pleaaaaaseeee" Phil begs, though he really didn't need too, chaos was pretty much Technoblade's middle name by now, and he knew that if Phil had an elytra the chaos they could cause together would be one for the history books, though when he though about it, the stuff those two did together were already in the books if what that girl Y/N said was true, he wasn't going to pass this up.
Suddenly Ranboo enters the room with a massive grin on his face, "Phil! I need your help, I'm taking Y/N for a tour of the SMP and I'm not good with things like this." "You mean as like, a date?" Phil asks as Ranboo closes the door, if this was the case, then this would be perfect for them, "yes" Ranboo says looking down blushing. Phil gives Techno a look, Techno winks at him, he understood what Phil was planning.
Y/N would most likely be on the grind for resources as they spoke, and she would probably be stacked before they knew it. So it would be much harder to deal with her, if she was with Ranboo she probably would let her guard down, and it would be the perfect time to strike. "Uh Phil, what's with this ominous and unsettling aura you're admitting?" Ranboo asks, Phil snaps out of his evil thoughts and looks at the ender boy, "oh it's nothing, besides, we have to get you ready for this date of yours!" He gives Ranboo a pat on the back, while Techno sighs and gets back to reading.
Finally, the day came for their date, Phil and Techno made sure to be quiet while following Ranboo to the SMP, they had previously sent up various traps and the such, things to lure him away from Y/N, Techno had gone out and found the most beautiful well trimmed grass block you could come upon, and since Ranboo would definitely be nervous, he wouldn't be able to resist going over to pick it up.
Y/N and Ranboo walk along the path, which looked much nicer, Y/N must have taken the time to fix a chunk of it today. While Techno and Phil hide in a bush costume they made out of leaves and such, "Hey, move over" Techno whispers, "I can't, it's too small in here" the distance between Y/N, Ranboo and the two of them grew larger as the two did a little crab walk towards them.
Ranboo, being very tall, tripped over himself a lot, and right now the universe thought it would be a good time to trip over himself. He fell face first onto the ground and Y/N immediately went to make sure he was alright, once she realized he was she starting laughing and helped him up, he was really red and stumbling on his words, "Now's our chance! Place it!" Phil whisper yells to Techno, Technoblade pulls out the block and places it on the ground, they scurry away just in time as Ranboo goes to inspect the block, he reachers for it but somehow out of nowhere another enderman comes up and takes it, "oh, it's okay man, you can have it!" Ranboo smiles at the tall figure and it lets out a garbled noise in thanks, Ranboo waves goodbye to his new enderman friend and runs back to Y/N.
"Aw shit, we lost our chance that time, but that will not stop us! We will get that elytra Techno" Phil grumbles, Techno nods his head in agreement and they scurry off after the two.
"Okay, new plan, we placed a hole in the prime path that they'll walk down, then, Techno, when I pull this lever the wood covering the hole will be pulled back, and Y/N will fall through, and Ranboo will run off to get help, leaving us to take the elytra" Phil let's out an evil cackle, "Phil they're gonna notice us if you laugh so loud" techno sighs, going back to... His book? "Techno why the hell do you have a book? This is serious!" "What else am I supposed to do, it gets boring waiting" Techno mumbles as he flips the page, Phil sighs and turns his attention back to the two walking.
They arrive at the location and Phil smiles, it was all going to plan, Y/N was just about to step on the designated spot, and Phil was just about to pull the lever-
"HEY!!! PHIL!!"
Phil jumps and pulls the lever, the trapdoor opens and Y/N is just about to fall in in Ranboo grabs her arm and saves her. Phil turns around to see who it was that ruined is plans, and of course, it was Tommy. The blond runs up to Phil and Techno holding a piece of paper in his hand. "PHILZA! IM GONNA MAKE A HOTEL!!! LOOK AT THE CONTRACT I MADE WITH SAM NOOK!" he yells shoving the paper in his face, now with Tommy being as loud as he is right now they could most likely be heard miles away from here.
Ranboo and Y/N turn around to inspect the yelling and Phil covers Tommy's mouth and pulls him down into the bush with Techno, "what the fuck do you think you're doing! You can not touch me without consent I am a minor and I will sue you-" Tommy begins, "Tommy shut the fuck up for one second in your life" Phil sternly says and Tommy immediately shuts his mouth. He looks over to techno who just shrugs and goes back to reading. "Now, techno and I are on a super secret mission, now I'll give you 10 diamonds if you shut up and leave" Phil says and Tommy's eyes light up. "I want them right now" Tommy tells him, Phil groans and takes out his ender chest, pulling out 10 diamonds he hands them to Tommy who looks at them in awe and runs off, most likely to talk to Tubbo about what happened, Phil knew they had to hurry if they wanted to pull this off.
"Techno, give me your book" Phil orders, "heh? Why" techno asks, "I have a new plan, now, give me the book and run over behind the convenient hill that Y/N is infront of" he orders, Techno sighs, closes his book and gives it to Phil, he chugs a invisibility potion, and is off. Phil knew they had invisibility potions but decided not to use them because he wanted to do a proper heist and he said it wouldn't be fair or fun to do it like that.
Phil holds the book and waits for techno to give him a sigh he's there, eventually it seems his potion wears off as a pale hand gives him a thumbs up from behind the hill, Phil raises the book, and throws it right into the back of Ranboo's head. "Oh what the fuck!" Ranboo yells, rubbing the spot that was hit. "I'm gonna go see what that was okay? Wait here" he tells her and walks towards Bushza.
Techno realizes this is his chance and he runs behind Y/N and covers her mouth, bringing her behind the hill, By the time Ranboo had got to the spot the book was thrown, Phil was gone, and now at the spot behind the hill. Ranboo turns around confused to see Y/N was gone, "hey Y/N? Where did you go? Y/N!" Ranboo then runs off in search of his date.
"Jesus christ what the fuck!" Y/N yells, breaking out of Technos grasp. "Techno?! Phil?! What the hell are you doing?" She yells, "hand over the elytra, now or else" Phil demands. "Phil, we never went over this part of the plan, how are we supposed to get the elytra from her? We can't kill her, she might not even have the elytra on her." Techno whispers way too loudly, "techno she wasn't supposed to know that" Phil tells him through gritted teeth. "Oh, sorry about that" techno apologizes. Y/N then starts laughing really hard, so hard that she falls over and is rolling around on the ground, Ranboo must have heard her, because next thing you know he's there too, "Y/N!! Are you okay?!" He asks, kneeling beside her as she wheezes. "What's so funny" Phil asks her, Y/N eventually calms down and sighs, sitting up, "dude, if you wanted an elytra you could have just asked, I have like 3 of them as backups, even if I didn't I would have let you borrow it"
Phil stands there dumbfounded, he... Never actually thought of just ASKING her if he could use it. He hears techno laugh as well and turns to him, "techno did you think of that?! Why didn't you tell me?" He asks him, "because this was much more entertaining then just ASKING to get it, if chaos can be caused I will not pass up the opportunity" he shrugs.
The men continue to argue as Y/N takes the chance to place down a chest and put an elytra inside, then Ranboo and her sneak off to continue the date.
The date eventually ends and Ranboo walks Y/N back to where she was staying in SnowChester. He walks her up to the porch. "I had a lot of fun, even if Phil and Techno tried to mug you" Ranboo chucked. "I did too, and thank you very much for the tour, I hope we can do this again sometime" she smiles and gives him a quick peck on the cheek. He blushes and she closes the door. He stands there dumbfounded for at least 5 minutes until he hears a distant Jack manifold yell from his window "EY MATE YOU OUGHT TO GET GOING YOU LOOK LIKE A WEIRDO STANDING THERE" Ranboo blushes even harder and heads back home.
Techno and Phil eventually finish bickering and start to head back, as they're walking down the path, Tommy comes back to where the lever was looking for phil, he sees the lever and flips it, and with perfect timing, techno and phil were standing right on the trap door, they both fell into the hole, and Tommy, trying to see if the lever actually does anything, he flips it again and the door closes. Trapping the two in the dark. Tommy leaves, leaving the two stuck down there.
-the end.
