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One of Alex's favorite things to do, was flirt with you in spanish. He always found it so funny how red and flustered you would get, sometimes he would say something super cringe, but other times he would say things that were, lets just say, NOT family friendly.
He's only said super dirty things a small amount of times on stream, and let me tell you there are countless videos compiling them together and translating what he says. Usually the other people in the call don't react because they don't really know spanish like you do, so the only context to what he's saying is from your reaction. But that changed today...
When Jschlatt joined the call
Unknown to you both Schlatt actually was very fluent in Spanish, and when Alex said something to you he knew what he was saying.
"oye nena, te veías bien esta mañana" (hey baby, you were looking fine this morning) Alex mumbles real close to the mic as soon as you got on call. "Alex! ¡No digas cosas así!"(Alex! don't say things like that!) You yell, flustered "no estabas diciendo eso anoche mi amor" (you weren't saying that last night my love)
"ALEX WE ARE STREAMING!?!" you scream and fall out of your chair, you can hear him laughing hysterically from the other room and you sigh. This is going to be a long night.
You two both join a call with the gang and start up a couple games of jackbox. Quackity constantly giving very... Inappropriate answers, and you sobbing to BadBoyHalo, "QUACKITY!!!! I don't know what you're saying but you're making Y/N malfunction! Leave her be!" Bad scolds him. You hear the door to your room open Alex comes over right behind you and whispers in your ear "Cariño, será mejor que seas una buena niña y cálmate" (Sweetheart you better be a good little girl and calm down) you make some sort of inaudible noise and thanked the lord you didn't have face cam on.
Unbeknownst to you both the little ping of someone else joining the call came through, right as Alex whispered again, "o si no tendré que castigarte por ser travieso" (or else I'll have to punish you for being naughty)
suddenly the horrified voice of schlatt spoke up and started screaming. "HOLY SHIT ALEX WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?" you practically choked on nothing as Alex's face scrunched up, he could hear his voice through the headset.
"Unplug it" he demands, "wha-" "I said unplug it" he yells as he takes your headphones out. "BABY PLEASE ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR" he screams, then deciding to fucking sit on you. "Alex, quítate de mí, me estás aplastando!!!" (ALEX GET OFF ME YOU'RE CRUSHING ME) You scream in spanish.
"I FUCKING KNEW IT YOU'RE ON TOP OF HER YOU SICK BASTARD"
"BABY NO MY ASS IS ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE BELIEVE ME"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS I TRUSTED YOU"
"POR FAVOR, BEBÉ, LA ÚNICA PERSONA CON LA QUE QUIERO VIVIR PD Y CON LA QUE DESCANSAR ES USTED" (PLEASE BABY THE ONLY PERSON I WANT TO LIVE PD AND CHILL WITH IS YOU)
You sigh and decide to just doze off for a bit while the two boys argue about their broken marriage.
"HONESTLY ALEX YOU ARE ALWAYS SO FUCKING HORNY TOWARDS HER ON STREAM LIKE GOD JUST FUCK ALREADY"
This is what you woke up to, you had no clue how long you zoned out for. But this comment sends Alex wheezing as if air didn't exist anymore. "SCHLATT WHAT- WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD!!!" He cries, banging the table, it seems like he forgot that he was literally on top of me. "Alex... I can't feel my legs" you groan, he turns around to face you, he looks like this is the first time he's seen you in days "oh shit you're here I forgot" he mumbles. "REALLY ALEX??" You yell, "bruh Schlatt really isn't lying about what a massive ass you have jesus" you mumble shoving him off of you.
You stand up in a huff and walk over to your bed and lay down. Quackity and Schlatt continue to yell for a short amount of time until he ends your streams and crawls into bed with you. "Hey mama" he says with a smirk. "Hey Mr Alex Quackity"
HAHHAHAHAH guys this chapter was 690 words, not a super long one cause I'm not mentally super good but I'll try to pump out some longer ones later,
Also would you maybe like a smut chapter continuing this??? *Wink wink*
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