𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐒

live now: seventeen armed forces, part 1!

"hello everyone, i'm intern hwang hyunjin, your interviewer. i have some questions here for seventeen right here. please answer when your name is mentioned."

seungcheol slumped against the sofa. "aw, but i thought i was the only one who's going to answer all the questions? what a bummer. there was only one time when i was the star of a chapter!" complained he, tempted to whip out his phone out of dismay.

jihoon detached his arms from soonyounng, ready to jump on seungcheol. "excuse you. you had four chapters for that silly death prank and then two more for the motel boys background and introduction. shut up." soonyoung laughed at his boyfriend's antics.

"pardon him, he woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. i do hope—"

"soonyoung, stop trying to impress hyunjin!"

hyunjin contained his laughter, looking down on his script he typed in the notes app. "we'll continue if there are no more objections. first, let's have choi seungcheol hyu—ssi to answer the first set of questions. let's start!"

seungcheol was caught sticking his tongue out at jihoon, not realizing that the camera panned out and zoomed in on him. chan slapped his back. talk about parenting your own partner.

"first question," hyunjin cleared his throat. " kim_zenhyun , they asked: who do you love, me or channie?"

seungcheol seemed surprised. "how did you know my nickname for—anyways, i love everyone! i love you very much too! it's just that chan... eh.. next question." he said, tone descending.

"what's that supposed to mean, peanut?!" chan slapped seungcheol's back again, trying to gain authority but he was pouting. seungcheol shrugged.

hyunjin crossed his legs, proceeding with the next question. "we have Byrellium , they want to know; are you the strict or cool parent type of jinha?" at that, hyunjin looked up at seungcheol—-and was surprised when he was having a staring contest with chan.

"i'm the cool parent. channie always wants jinha to like, not have sweets after dinner or something of that sort." seungcheol rolled his eyes, breaking the staring contest. chan nearly grabbed seungcheol's collar.

"speaking of that, booziverse asked if you two are already married! and, if you're not, when are you planning to wed—? that question was from Ayumi_Aphrona ."

chan takes the chance and grabs seungcheol's collar, negating seungcheol's phasing ability. oh no, seungcheol thought with a nervous smile. chan then yelled, "i married cheol not long ago and i don't have—!"

jeonghan smirked, raising an eyebrow at chan. the yandere cuts him off, challenging him with the question: "have what?! any happy moments?!"

chan calms down, eyes turning soft and his voice shifting its viscosity, suddenly honey-like. "i don't have regrets."

"OOOOHHHHHH!" jeered jackson wang.

hyunjin scrolls down. " stars4galaxy asked how many kids you want. are you planning to have kids, though? and, also, 9Raine17 asked a question like the previous one-- is there a possibility you'll have another child after jinha?"

"jinha's enough." seungcheol answered simply, shooting glances at chan. "it's totally okay if chan wants more, though. it's good that he understands how much of a father material i a—"