𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐒

live now: seventeen armed forces, part 2!

"GOOD DAY FOLKS!" hyunjin shouts onto the mic, creating an annoying sound. "today is the most awaited day by all of ya'll: the second part of the q&a! let's jump right in!" hyunjin flipped a cue card over. yeah, we downgraded. no more phones.

"jihoon! @multi_in_ya_haus says 'hi, little tsundere!' how many kids are you going to adopt with mr. hamster? also, Byrellium asks if you've planned on adopting, too! they're curious about kids, eh?" hyunjin happily read out, only to be underwhelmed by jihoon's dead expression. "jihoon-ssi?"

"firstly, don't call me a tsundere--"

"but you are!" soonyoung interjected, and he immediately regretted that.

"--as i was saying," jihoon cleared his throat loudly, glaring at soonyoung as he did so. the other members laughed and made comments. "i want to have like, three children."

"oop! freaky!" jeonghan teasingly shouts, his hands on the sides of his mouth. he was acting like it was a big announcement--which it was, apparently, and jihoon rolled his eyes once again because of it. it was not because jihoon was 'freaky', actually.

jihoon wanted three children, because he remembered how he, jeonghan and wonwoo used to brag and make bets about parents getting inside the orphanage that they were going to pick one of the three friends. it never happened.

"make it four," jihoon blurts out, upon giving it some thought. right, chan. the members, being painfully oblivious, only hooted and threw throw pillows at an annoyed jihoon and an overjoyed tiger-wannabe. "ah! whatever, next!"

hyunjin complied, nervously flipping another cue card. he was sweating here and he looks like an unnerved beluga whale straight out of the sea. "@9Raine17 wants to know if it's fine if soonyoung ever names one of your children any aquatic name?"

jihoon replied with a flat, "no. have you heard what he was planning to call me earlier? mama witch shrimp. what the fuck is that? i don't want to be that, and i don't want to call my kids like i'm harvesting them later on. so, no." soonyoung laughed and clinged onto jihoon, saying that it was a 'joke' but jihoon digressed.

"next! we have quite a specific one.... @kim_zenhyun asks if they could have soonyoung if they had stage 5 cancer?" hyunjin nervously laughed, shooting jihoon a polite look. jihoon sighed.

"i'm outta here."

"i guess that's a no comment! weeeeee, jihoon's possessive!" seungcheol teased, and in return, he gets slapped by junhui--whose hands were controlled by jihoon. "no fun."

"@Tranquility17 and @Ayumi_Aphrona wants to know how life is with soo-"

"i'm going mad. madly in love." jihoon eyed his members. "no cooing or off with your heads."

"@angelic_junhui , do you love or love the name shrimpy?"

"used to." jihoon lied. that man still likes that nickname even if soonyoung threatened jihoon that he'll name all their children like they are aquatic species. "fuckass. stop staring at me, soonyoung!"

"you know what, maybe i should act cold and make you all clingy like before. you were practically begging--"

"then i won't this time!" jihoon retorted, fuse going off. the members laugh at the puny man.

"that's it for jihoon-ssi's corner!" hyunjin claps all of a sudden. "okay, seems like our author here is getting unreasonably lazy, so expect lesser narratives! next, minghao! first, uh, weird question-- get r-worded by a random man or confess to junhui and get married? from @multi_in_ya_haus."