𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐒

128: what's better than junhao? jihan?!

a/n: JAL JINESSEOYO MODEUN BOGO SHIPEOSEO URIDO

a casual movie night turned into a junhao brainrot festival. the two males fell asleep watching the movie playing on the tv, on top of each other. chan, being the prime junhao sasaengs leader, instructed everyone to stay quiet while snapping pictures from every angle possible.

"what could possibly be better than this ship?" chan excitedly exclaimed, swiping through a hundred pictures that he took of jun and minghao. "i mean, not to turn it into a competition, but..."

"soonhoon!" soonyoung quipped, putting jihoon in front of him as if he was presenting a new iphone model. "you see this grumpy little man?! he married me! a full gemini chart! hell upon earth! angel upon devils—!" soonyoung was cut off when jihoon hit soonyoung's precious face with his hand.

the team laughs, before seungkwan sighed and raised a hand. he uses his ability. "we're not going to turn this into a competition."

"but i wanted it to be!" mingyu complained, whipping out a notebook and writing 'gun' on a page. "take that back! this is my only chance to show you all that we're not a pair of boring people!"

"it's not time. cross that out!" seungcheol points at mingyu's notebook, which turned the tallest member into a pouty kid about to throw a tantrum. "honestly, jun and minghao are cute. all of the other couples suck. we are not cute enough."

"eh?!" jeonghan exclaimed in disbelief, attacked for chan and seungcheol. chan laughed. "your dramatic avid-commentor-on-chan's-works isn't cute enough?! if that ain't enough, then what about the first words you uttered about chan when we trespassed? you've fallen in love? and mingyu and wonwoo!" jeonghan suddenly points to the two.

"this turned into a compliment battle?" joshua asked, eyebrows raised. "did you guys feed him a lethal mushroom or something?"

"good idea! i'll ask minho later to grow a mushroom and i'll put it in jeonghan's drink." seokmin said absentmindedly, earning weird looks. "what?! it's like the little paper umbrella, but a mushroom!"

"anyways."

"mingyu and wonwoo have this friends to enemies to friends to lovers dynamic!" jeonghan accused, crossing his arms. chan might have gotten an idea. "vernon and kwan—ah, nah, you two are too rich and i hate you for that. but yeah! everyone is adorable!"

"i honestly don't know what's happening." seungcheol cleared up, standing up. "look! the movie just ended because we were too occupied about this whole thing!"

seventeen share a laugh, deciding to wake up the two people sleeping soundly on the couch. they would gladly let the two have their moment, but seventeen wants to always be sure that nobody gets abducted in the middle of the night now. the next time they find out that it happened again, there might be a lifeless body in front of them unlike the first time.

"i don't want to go to bed yet." chan complained. he was acting like a cute little toddler. "i want to hear more stories from jeonghan-hyung."

"aww, you don't like my stories?" seungcheol asked, some chuckling at the failed attempt of seungcheol trying to win his husband over. "aw okay, yeah, okay. it's okay. i'm totally not going to cry to oli london's discography while thinking of you."

"well, i will listen to you then!" chan chides, making seungcheol do the 'lil glitchy laugh. "but i want to hear stories from jeonghan hyung. he was like a mom back then in the orphanage."

"i... speaking of mom," hansol inquired. "joshua hyung and jeonghan hyung got married again, right?"

"how much money do ya'll have?!" a groggy junhui screamed, making the rowdy men burst into laughter.