aksnsksnhehehe smol things about crooked - not like, v e r y important to their lore but i still felt like talking about them 😌
- crooked has a small journal just for the names of the people they care about and why they do. no, they won't tell you why they do this, and no will they not show you said journal.
- along with that, they have a sketchbook filled to the brim with sketches of people and the facial expressions they make. it was originally so that they could learn how to copy those expressions, but now they just do it out of boredom and ever lasting confusion lmaO
- they actually can't stand the taste of honey (or sweet things in general), but pretend they do because ahahaha - trauma can't exist if you force yourself to ignore it 😎
- very attracted to shiny objects - they'll steal random stuff if its shiny enough to catch their attention :) there's a legitimate reason to it, but wkejkejdkdksj
- they can hold their breath for a solid 35 minutes - and yet they go around saying they don't need to breathe at all only because its fucking funny
- after all these years, crooked still has problems accepting food from others because of how often their teachers poisoned them and their father's opponents constantly tried to assassinate them at the same fucking time kejskeosns
- fireworks and loud sounds cause them to freeze up and shit owo
- they don't (can't) fear - expect for one thing, 'n that one thing terrifies them
- is crooked a machine posing as a kid, or a kid pretending to be a machine? no one will ever know
- and my favourite thing - going insane runs in crooked's family 😃
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but consider fundy yoinking the things that reminds him the most of the people he cares about - schlatt's spare tie, a feather from philza, pebbles the same colour as ranboo's eyes etc - and then proceeding to walk around with these things carefully worn :)))
