ZENDITH would be such a fun character if it had its own body bc like—
morals? what are those aha, it don't have em— definitely would be a hitman/political type assassin— not because it cares or anything (what a silly idea), but to quench its boredom and slight bloodlust.
no piercings, prolly, there's too much of a risk of them being yanked off in a fight to ZENDITH's liking ;( but a really hot hairstyle with the sides being shaved and the top being cut short, and lots of metal rings on its hands to pack more of a cutting punch 😩😩😩
aLl the tight fitting dress shirts and vests mMmMmM~ and some really swag black dress pants and steel toed boots to match >:P it would wear lots of trench coats and just long outer layers in general to hide any weapons it has on its body~ and seggsy leather gloves ugh so hot—
mfer would deffo be tall and riPpeD— muscles for dAyS~~~ and the type of thighs to easily crush your he—
but ZENDITH would be kinda an asshole tho ->- always assuming you know what its talking about, and getting irked when you dOn'T. ridiculing you for letting your silly emotions and morals or whatever get in the way, bc this bitch don't understand how to HuMaN— it would only do things if it benefits them in the long run, and like— loving people? that's a waste to ZENDITH. an unnecessary burden to it~ (that doesn't mean it can't leArN and understand to love, it just doesn't see the point in it) its also terribly blunt and more good at huRting you than making you feel better sham e. best quote to describe loving them would be—
"Do not fall in love with people like me.
I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth.
I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people."
tho rlly funny at the same tiMe— can and will take things literally like "what do you mean you're hungry enough to eat an horse? the human body cannot intake the amount of calories a single horse has in one sitting."
references and attempts to flirt completely go over their heaD— "what the hell is a 'vibe check'?" or "how am i hot? my body temperature is at 698.3 Fahrenheit, nowhere enough for a fever." (ZENDITH's temperature would be really rea l l y hot just like ronan's)
it would also tRy to be "hip with the kids" by saying shit like "its.. what do kids say these days.... very swag?"
prolly would have a british accent idk it seems like the type— very rarely using slang, just sticking to really fancy words that make it seem kinda stuck up ngl
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