The 'Unwholesome' Hall Monitor!

Courtious Attitudes

Point of view: Kiyotaka Ishimaru
TW: F slur + Bullying

It was one of those mornings. Ones where you just can't be BOTHERED to leave bed. Gently, I turned my head to the side, 7:00 am? Eh...

I got up and slowly got changed: feeling stupid. I don't know why but the thing that happened with Mondo scared me. What if he blabbed? Sighing, I grabbed a salad from the fridge and walked out my house, going to school.

Marching down the hallway, I was ticking everyone off, making sure they made it to class before hearing a ruckus at the front door. I began speed walking to find Miu with one of her dangerous devices!

"Miu Iruma!" I yelled, puffing my chest out to be heard, putting a hand over my eyes to avoid the face her skirt wasn't really staying idle
"What you fucking virgin?!" She looked at me, her eyes looks like a cat's when it found its prey "You distracted by my fucking radiance?! Hah-ha!" She cackled before I could even intervene, kicking her legs in the air, making her skirt bounce and many others around us gawk: seeing this, I began to circle around her, looking down and shooing others off to class. Miu's so lucky I'm not letting her be used as a body.
"M-Miu Iruma! This is NOT welcome in a school environment!" I yelped slightly, before her skirt slightly went on my head, before I quickly yanked it off
"Oh whatever you cocky virgin!" She huffed, her invention quickly escaping to her backpack as she stomped to class.

After that. I felt a bit bad

I didn't want to yell at Miu, I in all honesty just wanted her to not make a fool of herself. Oh that doesn't sound much better... I just wanted her to care about herself ok? I didn't mean to shout. I just... felt bad.

After a while, I was in class, messing with my pencil while trying to pay attention, just feeling immense guilt. I turned to my friends, they all seemed to be having a good time: good, they're happy. I looked behind me to see Leon and Mondo, Mondo was talking to Leon whilst Leon was nudging his arm, Mondo also rolling his eyes. I kept staring at Mondo for some particular reason. I found him intriguing. After a while I began to notice his attractive features, his pretty, lilac eyes, his chiselled jaw and the fact it was obvious he worked out: all these features didn't really stop the corn hair from looking silly. After a while, Mondo turned to me, winking and that made me face go cherry red, before turning and putting my head in my hands. What was I t h i n k i n g

After a while, class finished and I felt myself nearly gallop out the class, I just wanted to get away from the fact I was staring at Mondo. I mean, I did find him incredibly attractive, but I... I didn't want to be made fun of. What if he was homophobic and called me a faggot? No no I don't want that! Gah! Why is life so complicated. Once I got to the outside cafeteria, I began to run. Before feeling someone grab me which made me panic.

"Ah Taka!" I heard Angie's Polynesian  accent call out "come hang out with us! Miu, I and Atua would love your company!"

I breathed a slight sigh of relief: just Angie.

I sat with Miu and Angie and listened to the two debate whether sleeping around is for joy or whether sleeping around is for a sadness cure. I honestly couldn't believe either. I didn't even know what I thought sex was fully.

"Taka! Yoohoo!" Angie waved
"Ah Hm?" I looked at her, putting my head on my hand
"We just asked you a question Taka. Would you mind sharing your thoughts?"
"About sex..?"
"No you fucking virgin!" Miu looked at me with slight disgust "whether art or inventions are superior!"
"Hm... I honestly think both are amazing!"
"Come on virgin! Make your mind up!"
"Yes yes Taka. You must choose one."
"Ah umm... well come to think of it. Both take so much effort to master. With inventions, they help us advance more in human technology however with art, it can truly make one weep. I feel like both are good... but if you come down to it, aren't inventions... in a way... a form of art?" I said, feeling my face turn cherry red again, biting my lip to stop me from crying due to the embarrassment I felt in that moment
"Good speech Taka!" Angie clapped "but..."
"Fucking virgin! That was corny!" Miu said, slamming her finger into the table aggressively
"Truly Taka I cannot lie. It didn't give us a satisfying enough answer."
"Yeah we want a cut clear answer."
I began to feel my face redden more as I got more embarrassed, feeling myself near tears, before I heard a voice
"Well why isn't what he said satisfying?" A deep voice said
"Ah Mondo!" Angie smiled "welcome welcome~"
Not Mondo! I began to think He heard my corny speech and now he'll make fun of me. Should I apologise and admit my faul-
"I thought what he said was beautiful." Mondo admitted, sitting next to me, giving me a confident smile and a thumbs up.
"It truly was a piece whatever fucking poem but it didn't answer our question." Miu barked

Point of view: Mondo Owada

This fucking slut thinks she can say something that cruel? Ya fucking kidding right?!
"What did you say you pig fucking slut?" I sternly said, rising from my chair and slamming my hand onto the table
"I said what I said! It's a corny poem from some dude that fucked a bunch of people and got high on smarties! Hah-ha!"
"Shut your fucking face!" I yelled "I mean how is it still dissatisfying?"
"It's dissatisfying because the fucking virgin isn't smart enough to clearly state what is fucking better which is obviously inventing!"
"Oh fuck off cum dumpster!"
"C-Cum dumpster?" Miu whimpered out before I saw the raven haired boy arise and slam his hands on the table "BOTH OF YOU! LANGUAGE!" His pouting face was adorable, I just wanted to squeeze his puffed out cheeks
"Ok.." I tried to say coolly, sitting down and looking at Miu with detest. I didn't like this woman. And I hoped she didn't like me.
"Well that was truly a beautiful thing to witness~!" Angie clapped as Taka hid his face. He seemed to do that a lot.
"H-He called me a c-cum dumpster..."
"Miu?"
"N-no one ever has called me a c-cum dumpster!"
"Uh Miu..." I looked concerned
"AAAAHHHHH!" She stretched out- did she just orgasm right in front of me- I was just shocked, seeing both Kiyotaka and Angie look freaked out too as Miu looked flustered
"I am going to ignore that happened." Angie smiled
"Please... please do..." Miu hid her face again.

After that conversation, I had headed off to go annoy Leon, but I couldn't find him anywhere so I didn't feel like going to class. I groaned and walked to my locker, opening it to see an unconscious Taka fall out, only narrowly falling to the floor before I caught him. What the hell happened?

Who'd do this to Taka?

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1247 words!

I do apologise for using a slur and for those uncomfortable. Even as a lesbian, I do not feel comfortable using it, I just wanted to use it to get the point cross on how Taka's scared about being bullied. Again I do apologise if it made some uncomfortable

Thanks for reading!