Point of View: Mondo Owada
"So big dick, you're telling me a hot idol girl is helping you get with Ishimaru?"
"Yes..."
"Well... how fucking lucky."
Kokichi sat there, legs crossed and pouting "idols are always amazing at social queues yet here I am with you as a match maker!"
"Excuse me!" I said, slightly offended. He sniggered and laughed
"Don't get offended long dick, it was a joke."
"How charming." I groaned
"How amazing! You know Sayaka Maizono!" He sniggered as Daiya walked over with nachos at Kokichi instantly hugged him
"Mondo. Ya' got lucky she knew ya' were a classmate. I don't need to pick ya' up after ya've been to jail..." Daiya then looked at Kokichi and asked "why on Earth are you hugging me?"
"Cause your muscly and warm." Kokichi sniggered and Daiya loudly laughed.
"Well..." I said, combing my hair "she did pepper spray me."
"Ya deserved it."
"Yes I know Daiya."
"But haven't you and Ishimaru fallen out?" Kokichi raised an eyebrow
"Oh shit... I forgot."
"It's okay long dick! I'll help you gain his friendship back!"
"Grape grease, I love and hate you."
"No problem." He smirked. I wanna punch that grin sometimes.
Point of View: Takemichi Yakimaru
After that eventful day yesterday, I wanted to fucking punch the wall. Deep breaths. You are the most vicious and scary gang leader ever! Nothing can scare you-
"AAHHH!" I screamed, feeling someone poke my shoulder before whipping around and seeing Ryota
"O-oh hi Yakimaru..." he smiled, blushing, holding a paper bag with a metal baseball bat inside
"Oh my- I hate artists..." I whispered as he looked confused, but I chuckled afterwards "what's up..?"
"I wanted to a-ask something of you."
"What could it possibly be-" that's when it clicked in my head, the letter, the baseball bat, the blush. He was going to ask Mondo out! Obviously! "Ryota! You adorable bastard!" I laughed, grabbing his arm, as he blushed massively "swooping down and trying to catch the prey I see?"
"I- I am extremely confused..."
"You're trying to ask out Mondo!" I smiled brightly
"W-what..?" His eyes widened. He looked confused. Must be confused how I worked it out!
"Come on now buddy! You're an adorable guy, not sure if you're his type but-" I smiled. Mondo did like men with feminine features and he did have a soft face "-you'll do great!"
"W-Wait Yakimaru!"
"Come on!" I dragged his arm and went around to find Mondo.
When I found Mondo by the cafeteria he was by Chihiro and that prickly prick. I know he's homophobic because Mondo told me extensively how he thought his bro was disgusting for flirting with him.
"Right... we can wait. I don't want you to get hurt." He blushed as I said this, sitting by the lockers "why do you like this guy anyway?"
"H-huh?"
"I'm taking you to the guy you like. What do you like him?"
"Well... he's sweet... and quite attractive..." I can agree with this. Mondo loves dogs and goes off to help at the dog shelter. He also took my allowance and donated it to the shelter when I pissed him off. And attractive? Eh well- guess he's someone's taste
"That's nice but go deeper!" I yelled, encouraging him since I saw he was nervous
"A-Ah well... I-I think he's sweet b-because he really helped me out one time and... a-and he's one of the few people who treat me k-kindly..." he looked down, blushing again as I laughed. He looked nervous
"No no! Don't worry I'm not laughing at you! You've gained confidence bud!"
"A-Ah I'm glad I have!" He smiled widely
"Now let's go confess to lover boy!" I dragged him off again, smiling
I tunnelled down the hall, basically pushing Mondo on the ground. His head landed so quickly on the floor it sounded like a bowling bowl. Shows it hollow at least
"Ah- you bas- TAKEMICHI?!"
"Hey Mondo! Someone wants to talk to you!"
"A-are you guys ok?"
"Yes we're fine Ryota!" I slapped his back, as he kept blushing "we're here so you can confess now."
"W-wait Yakimaru..!" He yelled out but I didn't want to wreck the atmosphere, as I ran off. As I ran off though, that spikey haired man told me to go to detention for being late and running. Fuck him.
Point of View: Mondo Owada
"Dammit Takemichi... that idiot doesn't know when to listen..." I held my head. The poor, shaking boy in front of me was anxiously holding a bag
"I-I don't like you like that... I-I'm really sorry.." he sounded on the edge of tears, as if he felt bad
"Oi listen. I don't care. It's his fault. Who do you actually like bud." The poor boy looked at Takemichi run then back to me. I got my answer there "you have really low standards."
"P-please help me! I-I want to ask him out..." he said, taking the bat out his bag "I-I wanted to give this to him."
"Well... I can try..."
"Thank you... I-I'm going to leave now..."
"Okay... take care buddy..."
He nodded and walked away, this was really awkward and not how I thought that'd go.
As soon as he left, I opened the locker and sighed "grape grease. Why did you hide in there?"
"Because artists scare me." He sniggered
"You fucking liar. You wanted me to suffer."
"Maybe but what can I say SHSL Cupid?"
"Fuck you grape fuel."
"Well whatever you say but what will you do?"
"Nothing."
"What. Mondoooo so cruel." Kokichi began fake crying but I slapped the back of his head "get over it. Takemichi is straight. He has no chance."
"Well you shouldn't have led him on to believe you'd help..."
"Whatever. It's not like we'll see each other again." I shrugged and walked off to class, leaving a very disappointed Kokichi in my wake.
To recover from this situation, I went back to my house, sighing and going onto Horu Hangout. I was just glancing through my feed before seeing an obscure account. The account was so bizarre... it was full of hate speech... on an LGBTQ+ app? I texted Chihiro on this issue and he said the email is unrecognisable
Brutish
Why don't you delete it?!
Techie Bug
Because I could give it into the police...
They're making violent threats Mondo.
Brutish
I don't care. Delete it before people on here see it.
Techie Bug
Mondo.
They're threatening to hurt Taka!
Brutish
What..?
Why'd anyone go after Taka...
Techie Bug
I don't know but... I have to take it to the police Mondo before someone gets hurt.
Brutish
Whatever. I'll deal with this my way
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1137 words!
This was a quick one due to having free time and I wanted to get this and the next chapter out the way.
I hope I got Ryota right but it doesn't fully matter since he probably won't appear again.
Hope you enjoyed! Bye bye!
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