Point of View: Takemichi Yakimaru
It's been fucking forever when will Mondo come back to the gang?! I miss committing crime as his second in command! I want to see my bro again!
Oh well! Time to drink underage to forget about my lacklustre issues!
Quote some famous, philosophical guy here, and this jackass is ready to go to town! Brushing my wheat hair back, I headed out excited to go out! Maybe I'll find a bitch out there? Hohoho!
I was listening to 'Need to Know' while riding my motorcycle, fuck people who say music is 'too girly' or 'too manly', if my head does the enjoying movement, then the music is good for me! Anyway, I parked my car before seeing a beautiful girl enter a store, her legs were so firm I bet she could walk up a mountain without tripping! Exciting! I followed them, looking around. Two girls..? Cuteee... can't wait to see them and see if Mondo wants one of their numbers. I looked at the dresses, the skirts and the shirts, these would fit all girls of any size and they'd be so adorable... and- I would genuinely love to wear some, they look gorgeous!
I passed by the changing room and saw the girls from before, but only saw the blonde one, again... her hair looks so fluffy, it's attractive. I was pretending to browse when I saw her again, having gorgeous, empowering red lipstick on. I loved confidence... I should introduce myself!
I walked over and winked "hello ma'am. You look dazzling tonight." He held my hand out, trying to be polite
"Of course I do. I worked hard on this amazing outfit and bod!" She confident and the life of the party, I'm in love already!
"Well are you single miss? Because I can see us together for years."
"What the fuck are you playing short virgin?" The girl snapped and I immediately knew who it was
"OH YIKES IT'S MEDUSA!"
"Oh wowww~ funny considering you just called me 'dazzling' hah ha!" She mocked me, sticking her tongue out "seems like little buddy here likes busty geniuses with snakes for a personality! Sssss!"
"Oh my goodness stop acting like your looks are you only personality trait."
"Uh Huh?"
"Your other personality is being an absolute cow!"
"Full of milk!" She cackled, out playing me
"No! FAT AND GROSS!"
"Cows aren't fat, they're curvy!" She joked, poking him "and you're the gross one fake delinquent."
"Did you call me delinquent, cum dumpster?" I looked at her, snaring. She had her eyes wide with a huge blush plastered across her face
"Uh- what?"
"I-I like being called a cum dumpster by a man who looks like a toddler!" She said through flustered laughs, continuing to mock me
"OH COME ON!"
"A-As if I'd let you win with that! Y-your hair looks like the sock you have in the drawers."
"Says a lot coming from you. I bet you have daddy issues."
"I... never had a dad..." she said, quietly
"Oh... I'm so sorry, I went overboard... I am really so-"
"It doesn't bother me shit stain!" Miu cackled "because I'm a goddess and your a mere mortal!"
"OH MY GOD BITCH! Shut up!" I yelled, as a worker came over
"Excuse me... if you're going to argue, please wait until I'm off schedule..."
"We will. Don't worry." Miu sniggered and the worker left, felt bad since they're obviously getting paid minimum wage "any more wet blanket?"
"Where's your friend?" She pointed to her taller friend and it was a tall woman with short hair and muscles, she was wearing a black dress and from behind, nice butt to boot. Now that is sexy- I walked over and smiled "hello madam-"
"Sir! I won't permit this in a public building." The woman turned around and- yeah no it wasn't a woman, that was a man.
"Why are you wearing such a sexy dress?!" I yelled
"Shouldn't it be why am I wearing a dress."
"I would wear a dress if I had the opportunity."
"What-?"
"I said what I said, now why are you wearing that?!"
"Because I'm sad!" He pouted, his large eyebrows almost covering his eyes
"Hey calm down, I'm not judging you. You- you look... good in it..?" Sounding unsure as I didn't know how to stop someone from crying
"Really..?"
"Yeah. Totally." I reaffirmed. I'm jealous he can pull a dress of and I can't-
"Well... thank you..."
"Now now! Let's get going!" Miu came over and grabbed the guy "these two sluts are hitting the town!" Running away
"Miu we gotta pay for the dress!" I heard a distant yell as I smiled. Miu sure is something.
Point of View: Mondo Owada
"So... let me get this straight... you wanted to know whether or not Taka was alright?" Sayaka asked, bewildered I would care.
"Ya' know I say that with my chest."
"Why don't you ask..?"
I looked down, ashamed, gripping my fists into a ball "b-because I made him mad..."
"Ok..." she seemed suspicious "he broke up with his significant other..."
"KOMAEDA?!" I yelled, furious that after our talk he just left him. Sayaka covered her ears trying to walk away but I grabbed her arm "please Sayaka! Do me a favour!"
"Why should I do a favour for you!" She struggled to get me off, getting her pepper spray
"Please! Please be Taka's friend!"
She put down her pepper spray, looking me in the eyes "why do you..?" She looked at me and held her mouth, then squealed in excitement "you like him!"
"What... made it obvious?"
"You're as red as Ibuki is when I shower her in kisses." She laughed, I pouted and rubbed my face, trying to stop blushing "don't worry Mondo. But you have to do something in return."
"What is it?"
"You gotta ask Taka out once he feels better!"
I puffed my chest out and felt the trapped breath leave my lungs
"We got a deal!"
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1008 words!
Here's the next chapter of unwholesome hall monitor done! I hope you enjoyed it
Yes, I am improvising Takemichi's character as we go along
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The 'Unwholesome' Hall Monitor!
Storie d'amoreHello! This is my first fan fiction on Wattpad and I'll try my best for the first time! Also the art is not mine. Kiyotaka Ishimaru always felt like he had something to live up to, he was the ultimate moral compass after all. He must be prestigious...
