The 'Unwholesome' Hall Monitor!

Unpredictable Chaos*

Warning: smut at the beginning, those who wish to ignore, go forward at the line '

Point of View: Nagito Komaeda

Pouring the lube onto my hand, I looked down to see Taka writhing with pleasure as I pushed my leg onto his crouch through the underwear, excitement seemed to get the better of him
"I already sucked you off Taka and it's arisen again? You really are a virgin." I joked as he blushed more. It was cute.
"Komaeda- is it normal to feel this heated?" He moaned out, as I pulled his boxer down and began to gently prepping him with my fingers coated in lube.
"Why of course!~ you must love me so!" 
"I'm embarrassed..."
"Want me to stop?"
"No..." he whispered
"Alright! I'm lucky today then!"

•——•

What defines luck?

I've went through life asking this to myself. I lost my parents in a plane crash, got bullied harshly, and lost all my friends. But I also gained fame, money and a place in academy. Luck is so difficult to understand.

When I started going here, I never expected to find someone I cared about.

"Nagito!" Hajime clapped his hands in front of me
"Huh?"
"You're not listening. We need to plan out our weekend."
"Oh. How come?" I blushed, happy to see he asked so
"We're going to Chiaki's."
"Oh." What did I expect honestly?

I would love to join into Chiaki and Hajime's relationship. They're such a good couple and would bring such hopeful hope into this world.

I joined Horu Hangout, signed in under a homoflexible male, and I met a cute boy who was nearly double my size
"Hey!" I walked over
"Oh hello!" The guy with timid eyes and buff exterior spoke
"We matched on horu hangout! Wanna go on a date?" I asked "or do you just want a one night stand."
"Huh? Gonta thought it was game! Gonta means no harm but he's just into girls." He wafted his arms "Gonta apologises."
After that we just ended up being friends. He was sweet but idiotic. Next I matched with a tall man with hair that spiked up like a specific herb.
"So Hagakure... what do you predict our relationship will be like?" The pick line sucked but hey he's a fortune teller, I will only get to use that line once.
"Hmmm let me see." He pulled out his crystal ball, and he began to read into the crystal, before freaking out "Oh my! No no no!" He stood up
"What's wrong?"
"I'll have to watch a clown show! And you died or whatever, but CLOWNS!" He ran out. We never spoke much after that.
I dated a girl with cute red hair, who was very excitable. I'd have to say it was the best date I went on. Her name was Himiko. We dated for a while but.. she felt bad dating me since she was ace and left me. We still speak when we bump into each other but it still disheartens me she thought I'd care.
Before I lost hope, I matched with my lion love. I won't lie, I knew we were both using each other to get over a person, him being Mondo and mine being both Himiko and Hajime. I did truly like him.

I remember I met a bet with Mondo, that if he ever left me, he could take my lion love
"What?!"
"I know right! Isn't the bet worth the risk?"
"No! Taka's feelings aren't a game Komaeda!"
"Why would you care? You're just his classmate."
"But you're his boyfriend!"
"It doesn't matter." I smirked "I might die tomorrow and I'll never let you have my lion love!" I cackled slightly as he groaned and pushed me out the way.

But recently, something happened.

"Komaeda..." Chiaki walked over to me, playing on her console
"Oh Nanami! What can I help you with?"
"I was wondering. If you'd like to join me and Hajime tonight."
"What?" I looked confused
"I was wondering if you'd be interested in experimenting with us in a threesome. I know it's a bit bold to say but Hajime was too much of a wuss."
"Ah well." It was what I wanted, held out to me on a silver plater... but... "I'm dating Taka right now."
"Ah well that's a shame." She continued playing "if you're ever interested, you can call us but we won't force you. We were just a bit interested is all." And she walked off.

I was so conflicted. This was what I wanted and yet I was here, staring at the ground, feeling Hajime's hands on my torso and Chiaki's kisses on my back. What is wrong with me? After I was nearly pushed onto a train track, I realised something that day.

The day after, I asked Taka to sleep with me. I didn't feel too into it however. Something felt off.

After I saw Kiyotaka leave my room, I got changed and climbed out my window to the cliff near my house

"Come on fate. Push me off the piece of rock and make me join the ocean." Calmly, the wind kissed my cheek on a melodramatic way, as if telling me to turn around. It was Mondo.
"Hey! Corn hair!"
He groaned and looked up "what?"
"I slept with Taka? You jealous?"
He didn't reply, just seemed saddened. "If he's happy, I don't care."
"Oh how sweet Mondo Kun."
"Why did you ask me?"
"You're outside my house. Duh."
He groaned, sitting on his bike, his hand on his chin
"Why do you look so annoyed?"
"I had a fight with Kokichi."
"Your boyfriend?"
"WHAT NO!" He cleared his throat "he's practically my brother. Gross."
"Oh that's why the two of yous are so sibling like. But yet you slept together?"
"Wait what?"
"He told me you did."
"That was before we got close and I regret it." He looked away. After I had said those things to Ouma, they must not be talking at the moment.
"Oh so you're not together..?"
"I only helped him out an abusive household."
"Aww. Owada is a sweetheart, too truly sweet for anyone." He spat at the ground. "Aww don't worry Owada... I have a plan..."
"What type of plan?"
"Depends..."

"How lucky are we?!"

Point of View: None

Angie was delicately painting a picture in her art room, simple enough. And as she was, she was drifting the paintbrush across the canvas, her mind drifting off, as if a force was controlling her to paint. She felt herself become faint as she gained her control back and looked at her painting, her eyes widening with surprise and smirking ever so slightly

"What a blessing!"

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