The 'Unwholesome' Hall Monitor!

Angelic Aid

"Kokichi." Mondo knocked on the door. Kokichi didn't answer and Mondo knocked louder "grape grease!"
The door opened slightly as Kokichi peaked through the door, wearing a duck onesie. Mondo put a can of grape Fanta to his forehead, showing he brought a cool one from the shops "I know it's cheap but it's the best I could get."
Like a cat, Kokichi swiped it out his hand and shut the door.
"We good now?"
"You bet we are long dick!"

Point of View: Mondo Owada

"You're trusting me to find you a date again?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because I trust you."
"But after last time..."
"Hey!" Kokichi bopped my head with a slight punch "I already forgave you. Plus you're after that thick hall monitor so I don't blame you!"
"Did... did you need to say thick..?"
"He got cake Mondo. I know why you like him. Neeheehee. If you don't hurry with my date or asking him out, I might steal him."
"OUMAAAA." I hit his shoulder as he sniggered. Leon walked over, smiling, Kanon not anywhere to be seen thank goodness.

"Mondo! How've you been? I've hardly seen you!"
"I'm alright."
"Hey Hey! Long dick!" Kokichi grabbed my sleeve "who's this again?"
"Ah yes." I sighed "Leon, this is Kokichi. Kokichi, Leon."
"Ah nice to meet you Leon." He smirked as he held his hand out
"It's alright meeting you." Leon smiled back.
"You're quite cool looking. You single?" Kokichi joked but Leon looked uncomfortable
"Um..." Leon pulled his hand back
"What's up Leon? Did he do something weird?" I pulled Kokichi's head back but he looked as confused
"He just asked me if I'm single..."
"Wait why do you-"
"I mean, I don't care if he's gay as long as he doesn't flirt with me." Kokichi's eyes immediately widened before they went back to normal, he was no longer smiling. Just looked emotionless
"That was a lie. You look like a ginger pig."
"Oh." Leon looked down before laughing to himself "well I suppose that's better." After the interaction, Kokichi looked uncomfortable.

After we departed from Leon, Kokichi looked down.
"Ughhh..."
"What's up greasy grape?"
"Why do you hang out with that guy Mondo?" Looking me in the eyes, his gaze demanded my answer. But what could I say?
"He's a nice enough guy and not like the other losers in my class."
"He flirts and makes every girl uncomfortable yet one guy does it to him and now it's not okay?" Kokichi pointed out "the dude's either sexist or homophobic."
"It wouldn't surprise me." I muttered.
"Do yourself a favour, find better friends."
"Nah. I hardly talk to him nowadays. Plus, something funny to me is gonna happen."
"Eh what?"
"He likes Chihiro." I looked at Kokichi, sniggering
"And?" And that's when I realised he didn't know.
"Ah well-" I looked back and fourth "she's... not into guys..?"
"Ok..." he looked at me "lie to my face again. Go on."
"I'm sorry but I don't want to say her secret."
"Well. You should've just said that. It's not like I care." He put his arms in the air as he relaxed his head on them, but I could tell he's going to annoy me about this later.
"So back to your date searching?" I suggested as Kokichi opened one eye
"Yes! I nearly forgot what we were doing!" And he dragged me by the hand, running around as we tried to find him a lover.

Point of View: Kiyotaka Ishimaru

It was a cool day today. The trees had a beautiful magenta colour as petals fell to the ground, couples kissing under the sakura trees made me get an idea as I tried to find Komaeda. I bumped into him and smiled

"Nagito! Follow me I want to do something together."
"Ah well Taka... I wanted to tell you something."
"Tell me quickly before I burst!"
He looked down saddened before looking at me

"I want to break up."

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Sorry chapters are getting shorter, it's just been more difficult to write at the moment due to me doing exams. I hope you guys enjoyed the latest chapters though! Bye bye!