The 'Unwholesome' Hall Monitor!

Best Friends~!

"Sooooooo...
You like someone?" Kokichi asked, looking at Mondo
"Mhm..." Mondo bit his straw, looking at his feet
"And you want my help?"
"Yes..." Mondo did a slide glance towards the fence
"Oh. I'll help you!" He smirked "neeheehee. I'll be the best help!"

Point of View: Kokichi Ouma

Man poor Mondo. He certainly needs some help. Neeheehee, I know how to help!

"Tada!" I showed my prized work!
"What the fuck is that..." Mondo's mouth dropped
"With the help of Miu-"
"Please Mondo help. He's kept me in my lab for two days-"
"Anywho!" I interrupted "we made you-"
"A vibrating dildo. It's a vibrator." Miu interrupted, before kicking my leg slightly, making me slightly annoyed. Mondo just looked kind of confused.
"Why... did you make me this..?"
"Because you are a lonely virgin!" Miu cackled out as she high-fived me.
"Oh I forgot how annoying you are..." Mondo grimaced, looking at Miu and me
"Well~" I grinned "what do you wanna say to me?"
"Uhh... thank... you..?" Mondo just held it in his hands. Well that idiot is gonna be there if he keeps holding it like it were diseased.
"It's a sex thing. Get used to it slut!" Miu groaned
"Thanks Miu." Mondo grumbled walking away.

I was wondering: did he hate my gift? I put little effort into it, made Miu make it then took credit. I thought he'd love it.

A couple hours later, I bumped into him in the hallway, staring at the hall monitor.
"What you doing?" Poking his sleeve.
"Um nothing." He looked back at me "you ok? Why are you so clingy?"
"Well. I'm bored. Can we play a game today?" I smirked, holding up some handcuffs
"Uh what the fuck?!"
"It's called locking Mondo up as Kokichi talks to his boyfriend! Neeheehee!" So I therefore locked his hand to his locker and ran over to the hedgehog

"Hey hey!"
"Hey! No running in the halls!" He yelled at me, holding a ruler and wearing glasses. Damn that's hot-
"Come on! I wasn't running! I was just simply walking really fast while stomping my feet." I kind of whined
"What do you want?" He looked at me then at his phone. Being slightly rude. This reaction of this made me puff out cheeks
"Do you think of me as annoying! Waaah! How mean hedgehog hair!"
"Wait wait- I'm sorry." He shoved his phone into his pocket and held my shoulder "I apologise; I didn't mean to be rude."
"Oh I wasn't actually upset." I grinned "I just wanted your attention."
"Oh- oh." His face turned dull.
"Well I just came over to ask you out!"
"W-what?!" He looked confused.
"Yep! I came to ask if you wanted to date me?" I grinned before looking behind and seeing Mondo's pissed eyes into mine. Well. I think he's mad
"I have to apologise but..."
"Kiyotaka~kun!" A cloud seemed to run over. He immediately attached his arms around the hall monitors waist. Way to stay in the closet-
"How are you Taka..." he rubbed his head into him
"Ah..." the hedgehog, obviously gay man blushed, seeming flustered. Man. I am third wheeling two people I don't care about.
"Well. I am going to walk away and pretending I didn't do this." I chuckled before I felt a massive hand on my head
"You little shit..." a deep voice boomed.
"Ah Mondo!" I felt my legs leave the ground "how are you?"
"Ah is this your boyfriend?" The cloud asked, his cheek squishing against the hedgehog's cheek.
"Yes. Yes he is!" I yelled proudly, before feeling Mondo begin to slightly squeeze my head
"Ah Mondo!" The hall monitor spoke up "congrats on coming out."
"What? He's not my boyfriend..." Mondo went quiet when he began to speak, putting me on the ground. "But I am proud you came out... and got a... boyfriend..." he said through grit teeth. Mondo, if you were a ruler, you'd be broken due to being so bent.
"Thank you." Hedgehog hair smiled, making Mondo blush.
"Mhm..." he walked off, as I ran after him.

When he stopped he growled "why are you still following me?!"
"Because I want to help you." I smiled, looking at him
"Are you lying or do you mean it?"
"Neeheehee. You'll have to find out."
"Fine. You can help. But you are irritating."
"Thank you!"