Point of View: None
Calm. That was the atmosphere in the class. Both Kaede and Miu finally not arguing for once, enjoying music and being quiet. This was all interrupted when Angie practically broke the hinges off the door
"Guys! I had a vision! It's on my artwork!"
Point of View: Angie Yonaga
"Can't you see?!" I yelled with excitement
"I'm incredibly confused..." Kaede stated, pink polish on her nails sparking as she spoke. She's gorgeous-
"It's both Taka and Mondo saggy tits." Miu huffed "I just find it creepy she drew them cuddling."
"That's JUST the thing! I never meant to draw them, I just suddenly felt myself leave my conscious, as if Atua really leapt into my body to tell me something that's bound to happen!" I clapped.
"Well. I don't think it's fair to assume that because they both like guys. And each other. They both fell out." Kaede pointed out, but it just kinda felt dismissive
"Listen! Kaede! We can help the two out! We can help them truly find love!"
"I don't know..."
I pouted then thought of something "Miu. Think about it. You read boy love like me right?"
"I prefer yaoi. Because softness is for pussies." She grinned. I put my hands together and smile, saying
"Bad boy and uptight boy."
"Kaede. We absolutely need to make this happen."
"Oh goodness... umm... I guess I'm outvoted here? It just... feels wrong to play with people's emotions..."
"Don't worry Kaede! We'll be as sweet as possible." I clasped her hands, they were so warm.
"Ok. But I want to have a place for us to talk together."
"Ooh where?"
"Horu Hangout!"
She directed us to the app
"Huh?"
"Umm Kaede?" Miu raised an eyebrow
"Don't question it. It's a hang out for LGBT members."
"Ok but if I don't get titties, dick or ass from both sexes imma be pissed." Miu kinda spat out as Kaede looked irritated
"I think it's a wonderful idea Kaede!" I clasped my hands together.
I signed up, putting myself as demiromantic bi curious and Miu put down bisexual.
Then we spent a good hour just looking for each other on the app. There were flaws. I'll say that.
"Ha! Kaede! Found you saggy tits!"
"Oh Miu shut up."
"Ha you're so ugl- Ooh you're pretty nice in that dress."
"Thank you." Kaede smiled as she turned to me "Angie have you found me yet?"
"Well yes and no. But Atua wishes me to marry you for this idea."
"Aww Angie. I'm just in an open poly relationship, we'd happily let you join."
"Ah. It's fine. I'd rather settle with a cute guy, maybe a girl." I smiled, holding my phone in my hand
"Okay! Take two seconds aaanndddd."
Literal Legend! 🥵
Hey you fucking virgin!
Divine Angel ✨
Hey hey! Taka!
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
Hey wait- why so personal? Kaede who are these two?
Kaede ❤️
Angie and Miu. They just got the app
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
How long did it take you to match with each other?
Kaede ❤️
Uhh
👀
Yeah
Um
Literal Legend! 🥵
It took us forever! My vibrator's waiting for me at Angie's studio
Divine Angel ✨
Atua was very sad when he saw that.
He was so disappointed in you he made me use it as a paint brush.
Literal Legend! 🥵
So that's why I couldn't find it. You covered it in green paint.
Divine Angel ✨
Atua would be angry at your eagerness.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
Kaede. I'm uncomfortable.
Kaede ❤️
There's no need to worry Taka. We just set this up to talk. Take care now!
We all stopped texting in the chat, mostly because Kaede began to find Mondo, Miu downloading Alysha Erotica songs and me just wanting to feel included. It took so long that Kaede just added us to her group chat with Kokichi, then asked him to add Mondo, before Kokichi left and apologised to Kaede privately
Joker 🤡
Here Kaede
Brutish joined the chat
Joker left the chat
Brutish
The fuck- what am I doing here?
Kaede ❤️
Hey Mondo! This is Kaede!
Brutish
Oh Kaede. Nice to see ya.
Literal Legend! 🥵
Hey daddy issues.
How's the crush on the virgin going?
Brutish
Great
Divine Angel ✨
Mondo! I made an art piece!
It was Atua taking the lead on me and it was of you and Taka! You're meant to be!
Brutish
Eh? How can I know if this is real?
Divine Angel ✨
I'll challenge you to an arm wrestle!
Brutish
I'd feel bad for hitting a woman.
Mother told me never to hit a girl
Divine Angel ✨
Good thing I'm an icon!
You can beat me up with a dumbbell if you like!
Brutish
That sounds like a dream I had...
Divine Angel ✨
Do you trust me?
Brutish
Yeah.
I suppose so...
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794 words!
Sorry the last three chapters weren't the best, I was trying to get them out as soon as possible since my hiatus was wrapping up. Thanks for being patient with me. Bye bye!
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